Category Archives: Myth

Grammy Night Reflections on Projection

From tweets the night of February 13, 2011.

In Jungian terms, technological determinism is projection: giving power to machines that really belongs to ourselves.

Projection is necessary & valuable – it’s what Robert Johnson calls “carrying your gold” when you’re not ready yet to carry it yourself.

But maturity & wisdom comes when we withdraw projections. See people & things for who & what they are in themselves.

Withdrawing projections means realizing the power was within you all along. Your anima pop godess. Your puer rock star. Your Buddha-nature.

In Electric Dreams I call this “the dialectic of technological determinism.” We project onto technology our utopian visions of the future.

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Electric Dreams Introduction on TedFriedman.com

Grammy Night Tweets (reverse-chronological order)

tedfriedman
Fun reliving the #Grammys via west coasters’ tape-delayed tweets. Ah, we were so young & naive back then, 3 hours ago. #IMR

14 Feb

Todd VanDerWerff
tvoti Todd VanDerWerff
If I was Cee-Lo Green, I think I’d have trouble remembering to sing “Forget” every time.
tedfriedman
Grammy Night Reflections on Projection: http://ht.ly/3VNj6
tedfriedman
In Electric Dreams I call this “the dialectic of technological determinism.” We project onto technology our utopian visions of the future.
Nadim Kobeissi
kaepora Nadim Kobeissi
BREAKING: Facebook events are being organized for protests in Saudi Arabia on February 18th!! http://j.mp/ihyGPy
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Withdrawing projections means realizing the power was within you all along. Your anima pop godess. Your puer rock star. Your Buddha-nature.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
But maturity & wisdom comes when we withdraw projections. See people & things for who & what they are in themselves.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Projection is necessary & valuable – it’s what Robert Johnson calls “carrying your gold” when you’re not ready yet to carry it yourself.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
In Jungian terms, technological determinism is projection: giving power to machines that really belongs to ourselves….
James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak James Urbaniak
Steve Albini really is the fourth Lady Antebellum.
Scott Rosenberg
scottros Scott Rosenberg
Stock markets “becoming noisy sideshow” as investing goes elite, new companies ignore. http://is.gd/lU3ZXl good read from @felixsalmon
Todd VanDerWerff
tvoti Todd VanDerWerff
@Memles Next year’s Gaga vs. Kanye vs. Swift battle royale will tear this country apart.
James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak James Urbaniak
Lady Antebellum still regret not giving D. Boon a ride that time.
Amazon MP3
amazonmp3 Amazon MP3
This year’s Album of the Year #grammy nominees incl. #arcadefire are just $5 each thru Feb.: http://amzn.to/fKMy5q
Liz McLellan
hyperlocavore Liz McLellan
RT @staciemunoz: Win, what’s with the BMX riders? Where are the hipsters cruising around on their fixies??!! #arcadefire #grammys
James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak James Urbaniak
I remember seeing Lady Antebellum at an all-ages show at City Gardens in Trenton in 1986. #punk
Frank Conniff
FrankConniff Frank Conniff
Wish this Mountain Dew ad would end and the #Grammys would start again. Oh, wait, I’m watching Arcade Fire’s performance.
Liz McLellan
hyperlocavore Liz McLellan
gotta love the #hipsters hating on #arcadefire …now that they can feed and house themselves… #grammys2011
Mindy Kaling
mindykaling Mindy Kaling
I love organized storage.
James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak James Urbaniak
I was one of the few to support Lady Antebellum when they left Alternative Tentacles.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
I liked a YouTube video — Laura Marling // Rambling Man – San Francisco, CA http://youtu.be/R9OgkYU5Hvc?a
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
.@JuddApatow @LocoFingTweets I heard what Miley smoked was salvia, which is perfectly legal in most states but more potent than LSD.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Vonn, Still Foggy From Concussion, Risks Downhill Run by @alanschwarz in NYTimes.com http://ht.ly/3VMxm
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
I liked a YouTube video — Laura Marling // Goodbye England – San Francisco, CA http://youtu.be/d25dALITmsk?a
James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak James Urbaniak 

by tedfriedman
Wife: “So Justin Bieber isn’t making me feel old enough, now I have to remember Evergreen?”
Frank Conniff
FrankConniff Frank Conniff 

by tedfriedman
A one time only performance by Barbara Streisand at the #Grammys! Singing the one song I was hoping she wouldn’t sing!
Neal Brennan
nealbrennan Neal Brennan
Grammys: The last time there were this many black ppl and rednecks in the same place was the courtroom scene in “A Time to Kill.”
James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak James Urbaniak
I’m gonna buy some of that motherfucking iced tea Eminem was advertising!
Judd Apatow
JuddApatow Judd Apatow
I thought the Grammy’s were all around great. The Dylan-Mumford- Avett section was fantastic. Streisand too. I am ready for the dr. Dre rec
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
I liked a YouTube video — Laura Marling – New Romantic http://youtu.be/zNxar07_9YA?a
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
I liked a YouTube video — Laura Marling – Goodbye England (Covered In Snow) (Live at B… http://youtu.be/lUi9teTRCgk?a
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
I liked a YouTube video — Goodbye India: To Darkness http://youtu.be/Q_aD3QoGieg?a
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
I liked a YouTube video — Goodbye India: Awake My Soul http://youtu.be/izosZ3bTO5w?a
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
I liked a YouTube video — Mumford & Sons, Laura Marling & Dharohar Project – Goodbye I… http://youtu.be/AuhYqHTNJiA?a
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
I liked a YouTube video — Mumford & Sons, Laura Marling & Dharohar Project – To Darkness http://youtu.be/n3XpmCQsN0E?a
moshekasher
moshekasher moshekasher 

by tedfriedman
Woah! Inverse world! Worst song of the year won best song of the year. Rain is falling up. Birds are dead. Jesus Returns! #grammys
James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak James Urbaniak 

by tedfriedman
Lady Antebellum have to have some Altman’s Nashville “Bill, Mary and Tom” shit going on.
Questo of The Roots
questlove Questo of The Roots 

by tedfriedman
Hmmm love the song, but hates that their name refers to pre civil war era south: http://bit.ly/hP3cUp
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
I liked a YouTube video — Laura Marling India Tour – Meheni Rachi With Dharohar Projec… http://youtu.be/RABtaqahoEw?a
Frank Conniff
FrankConniff Frank Conniff 

by tedfriedman
Not surprised that I enjoyed the Muppets on the #Grammys. But I’m a little disturbed that I found them kind of hot.
TheOneRing.net
theoneringnet TheOneRing.net 

by tedfriedman
moshekasher
moshekasher moshekasher 

by tedfriedman
Nicole Kidman is so stoked not to be a scientologist. #grammys
Whitney Cummings
WhitneyCummings Whitney Cummings 

by tedfriedman
You guys I’m not positive but I think Katy Perry might want us to look at her cans
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Mumford & Sons, Laura Marling & Dharohar Project EP: http://amzn.to/hw0gQO #Grammys #GlobalFolkMusic #IMR
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
If you enjoyed Mumford & Sons on the #Grammys, check out the great EP they did with Laura Marling & the Dharohar Project. #GlobalFolkMusic
moshekasher
moshekasher moshekasher 

by tedfriedman
BARKLY from Sesame street is in the dundgeon family! #grammys
James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak James Urbaniak 

by tedfriedman
FACT: “Fuck You” significantly less charming bowdlerized.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
List of Grammy winners in major categories – TODAYshow.com http://ht.ly/3VLfV
Myles A. McNutt
Memles Myles A. McNutt 

by tedfriedman
On Arcade Fire, Mavis Staples, Lady Gaga, Cee-Lo Green, and the Muddled Memory-Making of the 2011 #Grammys: http://bit.ly/hwC52x.
Bill Simmons
sportsguy33 Bill Simmons 

by tedfriedman
@jacoby_ Let’s create an elaborate handshake to perform every time we see each other. I’d like it to end with fake gunshots.
Bill Simmons
sportsguy33 Bill Simmons 

by tedfriedman
My wife eats up red carpet shows. I don’t get them at all. It’s like being trapped at a bad cocktail party without drinks.
Frank Conniff
FrankConniff Frank Conniff 

by tedfriedman
Bob Dylan sounded great with all that acoustic backing. Let’s just hope he never goes electric. #Grammys
moshekasher
moshekasher moshekasher 

by tedfriedman
Real talk would ANY girl be comfortable spending 10 mins alone in a room with Dylan after that? #grammys
Whitney Cummings
WhitneyCummings Whitney Cummings 

by tedfriedman
Bob Dylan sounds like what I look like in the mornings.
moshekasher
moshekasher moshekasher 

by tedfriedman
Usher. One Part bobby brown, one part starfleet new recruit. #grammys
moshekasher
moshekasher moshekasher 

by tedfriedman
Why is Will Smith so emotionally effected by Lady Gaga’s win? Take it from me, I just dont understand #grammys
Jason Whitlock
WhitlockJason Jason Whitlock 

by tedfriedman
Just saw it on west coast. Gaga hugged LL Cool J. Easy mistake to make RT @callmemrfresh1: Gaga huggin it out with @WhitlockJason?
James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak James Urbaniak 

by tedfriedman
The Lady Gaga song sounds just like Madonna but Adrian Tomine drew just like Dan Clowes before he found his own style. #anybody?
Evgeny Morozov
evgenymorozov Evgeny Morozov 

by tedfriedman
Egypt And Tunisia: Without Economic Justice, Democratic Dreams Can Never Truly Be Fulfilled | The New Republic tnr.com/article/agains…
moshekasher
moshekasher moshekasher 

by tedfriedman
Damn Mumford dude is cute. I imagined a grizzly bum. #grammys
Liz McLellan
hyperlocavore Liz McLellan 

by tedfriedman
Mumford and Sons with real instruments! BANJO!!! YAY! #grammys2011
MissMuthich
creamhilled MissMuthich 

by tedfriedman
“Reading ‘Ulysses’ is one of the joys of life” – Frank Delaney guides through this “multi-tasking in prose” http://bit.ly/f59TQk
moshekasher
moshekasher moshekasher 

by tedfriedman
Never again will that Cello dude be this cool. #grammys
BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
BRIANMBENDIS BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS 

by tedfriedman
olivia: is dylan singing that way on purpose? does he know he’s on tv now?
James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak James Urbaniak 

by tedfriedman
The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. I refer to a lozenge.
Liz McLellan
hyperlocavore Liz McLellan 

by tedfriedman
First rule of Ninja is stealth. #grammys2011 #youredoingitwrong #bieber
James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak James Urbaniak 

by tedfriedman
Justin Bieber’s ninja squad contains theatre arts graduates from CalArts, Tisch School of the Arts and SUNY-Purchase.
Jaime Weinman
weinmanj Jaime Weinman 

by tedfriedman
“Community” got 1/3 of recent ratings from same-day DVR – if it gets another season (as seems likely) thank Nielsen’s decision to count DVR.
Matt Thomas ✓
mattthomas Matt Thomas ✓ 

by tedfriedman
That’s the spirit! RT @justinbieber: I lost … but I don’t plan on this being my last chance …
Jay Rosen
jayrosen_nyu Jay Rosen 

by tedfriedman
I just de-activated my Quora account. It wasn’t working for me and I’m already pouring a lot into one corporate blogging Silo: this one.
Wonderella
wonderella Wonderella 

by tedfriedman
Aw, not an egg, Gaga. Salvador Dali did that already. Hell, the Penguin did that already.
Frank Conniff
FrankConniff Frank Conniff 

by tedfriedman
Yakov Smirnoff suing “The House That Built Me” writer, claiming it ripoffs his “In Russia Houses Build You” bit. #Grammys
moshekasher
moshekasher moshekasher 

by tedfriedman
Look how creepy Usher looks staring intently at a 13 year old boy. #grammys
Lee Skallerup
readywriting Lee Skallerup 

by tedfriedman
Seeing how I actually know+like a lot of the acts/nominees at Grammys- either means a)I’m “with it” or b)Grammys are actually out-of-touch.
liz mclellan
inttimes liz mclellan 

by tedfriedman
RT @Gergensvoice Please support the green movement of #Iran & our demonstrations in Iran today Feb14. We need the world’s support! #25Bahman
Scott Tobias
scott_tobias Scott Tobias 

by tedfriedman
Great win for @mergerecords, my favorite label for 20+ years. Can only assume this sets the table for a @wyeoak Grammy.
Greg Taylor
DailyGrail Greg Taylor 

by tedfriedman
Line of the day @edyong209: The terrifying thing about Kurzweil’s immortality thing is that if he’s right, we will NEVER hear the end of it.
moshekasher
moshekasher moshekasher 

by tedfriedman
Damn Spuds Mckenzie is working for Target now? #hardtimes #grammys
Liz McLellan
hyperlocavore Liz McLellan 

by tedfriedman
Muse was like if you added glitter and fake flames to the Socialist Worker’s Party dudes selling the papers. #grammys2011 @awesomlyaweful
James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak James Urbaniak 

by tedfriedman
Muse ninja mosh pit contains theatre arts graduates of Juilliard, Carnegie-Mellon and UC-Santa Cruz.
Cathie Bleck
cathiebleck Cathie Bleck 

by tedfriedman
Frank Delaney on NPR Diane Reem show tomorrow 2-14-11 from 11am to noon. http://thedianerehmshow.org/
Jaime Weinman
weinmanj Jaime Weinman 

by tedfriedman
Congratulations to the city of Montreal for its collective Grammy victory. That’s how it works. The Expos, however, are still gone.
Questo of The Roots
questlove Questo of The Roots 

by tedfriedman
RT @leg_and_dairy: Esperanza’s gonna crash wikipedia by the way y’all are pulling her stats
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
67% of Pakistani journalists surveyed said they viewed U.S. drone attacks as acts of terrorism. http://soupsoup.net/fSC4C0
Neil Patrick Harris
ActuallyNPH Neil Patrick Harris 

by tedfriedman
Great time at the Grammy! Now before we go home to tuck in the babies we get wasted in Arcade Fire’s tour bus. ‘Night, night!
Frank Conniff
FrankConniff Frank Conniff 

by tedfriedman
Nice blonde lady backstage at #Grammys sweetly said, “Muse really rocked” as if gushing about a thoughtful thank you note.
Chris Molanphy
cmolanphy Chris Molanphy 

by tedfriedman
My #grammys mini-review for @Popdust of the #Barbra performance: http://bit.ly/gfe9Mh
Whitney Cummings
WhitneyCummings Whitney Cummings 

by tedfriedman
The Grammys are awesome if you want to feel old.
Kembrew McLeod
kembrew Kembrew McLeod 

by tedfriedman
The Arcade Fire’s Suburbs is the first non-major label record to win Album of the Year. http://huff.to/eOo1BK #TookLongEnough
Ken Wissoker
kwissoker Ken Wissoker 

by tedfriedman
RT@MarkSV: Huge night for Merge Records. It’s Durham’s year, baby! Congrats Laura and Mac.
Arcade Fire
arcadefire Arcade Fire 

by tedfriedman
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. Thank you EVERYONE.
Steve Nash
SteveNash Steve Nash 

by tedfriedman
Congratulations to Canadian Artist’s Arcade Fire for album of the year. Incredible.
Liz McLellan
hyperlocavore Liz McLellan 

by tedfriedman
I’ve successfully avoided Bieber for so long…
rob sheffield
robsheff rob sheffield 

by tedfriedman
congrats to The Suburbs for long-overdue Grammy recognition. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNx1i8Gx3hM. Love is the law!
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
This week on In Media Res: Sex & the Internet. http://ht.ly/3VKkJ #IMR
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
So where does Arcade Fire now sit in @NewYorkMag‘s Undulating Curve of Shifting Expectations? http://soupsoup.net/h2auZG
Jason Whitlock
WhitlockJason Jason Whitlock 

by tedfriedman
I need a pic of the dude who hugged Lady Gaga at the Grammys. Everyone is Tweeting I hugged Gaga. #mustabeenDenzel
AJC
ajc AJC 

by tedfriedman
Nightcap: Georgia’s country acts score #Grammy gold http://bit.ly/hIW0f8
moshekasher
moshekasher moshekasher 

by tedfriedman
WHO IS ANYONE IN MUSIC? I literally do not know any of these white people! #grammys
BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
BRIANMBENDIS BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS 

by tedfriedman
i will spare you the details but i am on minute ten of my daughters vicious anti beiber rant.
Steve Nash
SteveNash Steve Nash 

by tedfriedman
Frank Conniff
FrankConniff Frank Conniff 

by tedfriedman
If Lady Gaga was “born this way” did doctor tell her parents, “Congratulations! It’s a 9 pound publicity whore!” #Grammys
Nelson George
nelsongeorge Nelson George 

by tedfriedman
Arcade Fire have been building for years to be a huge band. Actually they already sell out arenas. Now they just had their pop moment. Nice.
Augustus Ankle
AugustusAnkle Augustus Ankle 

by tedfriedman
top 2 Grammy performances: Janelle killed it, Cee Lo would have been close 2nd but Fishsticks ruined it, so 2nd is Jolene
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
RT @kanyewest: #Arcade fire!!!!!!!!!! There is hope!!! I feel like we all won when something like this happens! FUCKING AWESOME!
moshekasher
moshekasher moshekasher 

by tedfriedman
Gaga has a shoulder eretion #grammys
Matt Thomas ✓
mattthomas Matt Thomas ✓ 

by tedfriedman
Twilight Zone episode idea: Lady Antebellum goes back in time to before the Civil War, realizes name is offensive, returns to apologize.
Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt_Vonnegut Kurt Vonnegut 

by tedfriedman
A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
david carr
carr2n david carr 

by tedfriedman
Wow, what a save! Arcade Fire for the win and playing itself and the show off. Make me feel less dumb for hanging in.
James Urbaniak
JamesUrbaniak James Urbaniak 

by tedfriedman
Wife re Gaga: “So she’s got her points on her shoulders instead of her tits? It still sounds like Madonna.”
Leo Hollen Jr
leoHollen Leo Hollen Jr 

by tedfriedman
wow! yay! i’m so glad arcade fire won. they look so fucking happy.
HIPSTER RUNOFF
hipsterrunoff HIPSTER RUNOFF 

by tedfriedman
Congratulations Arcade Fire. You won indie. You won mainstream. Tonight is ur nite.
Jay Rosen
jayrosen_nyu Jay Rosen 

by tedfriedman
Jay Rosen Is Wrong: “Twitter Revolution” And “Facebook Revolution” Cyber-Utopians Really Do Think It’s That Simple. http://jr.ly/6w7a
Kristen Schaal
kristenschaaled Kristen Schaal 

by tedfriedman
No! I LOVE the state of the music biz! RT @kurtbraunohler @kristenschaaled ur so drunk. I’m coming over.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Barbra has clearly never heard of Arcade Fire. I see a very special #Glee ep coming out of this wacky culture clash. #grammys #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
CBS bleeped Arcade Fire’s praise of Canada? #grammys #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Big #Grammy winners tonight: Mumford & Sons. Crushed it live & got to back up Dylan on a night when he was in a good mood. #grammys #imr
Damon Lindelof
DamonLindelof Damon Lindelof 

by tedfriedman
“Borne on Satin Pillows Held Aloft By The Cast of Saved By The Bell, Fed Grapes By Screech.” #REDCARPETPLANSREJECTEDBYGAGA
Matt Thomas ✓
mattthomas Matt Thomas ✓ 

by tedfriedman
“I never won a Grammy, I won’t win a Tony, but I’m not the only MC keeping it real.” —KRS-One
Matt Thomas ✓
mattthomas Matt Thomas ✓ 

by tedfriedman
“Who gives a fuck about a goddamned Grammy?” —Flavor Flav
Kristen Schaal
kristenschaaled Kristen Schaal 

by tedfriedman
Jagger Brought It! #bestgrammysever
Scott Tobias
scott_tobias Scott Tobias 

by tedfriedman
“Music is none of my business.” —Marge Simpson #Grammys
Noel Murray
NoelMu Noel Murray 

by tedfriedman
I think if The Arcade Fire weren’t The Arcade Fire, a lot of people who hate The Arcade Fire would love The Arcade Fire.
The White House
whitehouse The White House 

by tedfriedman
Video of Esperanza Spalding performing “Tell Him” @ the White House http://goo.gl/rB1SF More music: http://goo.gl/N1UGS #Grammys
Neil Patrick Harris
ActuallyNPH Neil Patrick Harris 

by tedfriedman
Arcade Fire! I’m having… a… seizure..!
Scott Tobias
scott_tobias Scott Tobias 

by tedfriedman
Had never even heard of Lady Antebellum until tonight. Guessing this means they’re the NCIS of rock bands.
Salon.com
Salon Salon.com 

by tedfriedman
Lady Antebellum takes record of the year. Congrats Lady Antebellum! PS: Who’s Lady Antebellum? http://salon.com/a/sQCgfAA
James Poniewozik
poniewozik James Poniewozik 

by tedfriedman
Two themes of tonight’s #grammys: tall hair and fire. This will not end well.
Chris Becker
crsbecker Chris Becker 

by tedfriedman
“See you driving ’round town with the Grammy I deserve, and I’m like, F— You.” — Cee-Lo
Matt Lowell
mattlowell Matt Lowell 

by tedfriedman
Sorry was this the CMA awards? The country booty call song is cleaning this shit up.
Scott Rosenberg
scottros Scott Rosenberg 

by tedfriedman
That’s the way it is! Let’s figure out how to carry profession’s ideals forward into new kinds of jobs, give up feeling entitled.
BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
BRIANMBENDIS BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS 

by tedfriedman
watching the grammys with olivia. every time there is a beiber appearance she yells ugh! gonna be a long night.
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
Record of the Year means you were played more than any other song at Walgreens, Album of the Year is Sams Club cc @videodrew
Nelson George
nelsongeorge Nelson George 

by tedfriedman
Check this video out — Esperanza Spalding – I know You know (Live) – Nobel concert youtube.com/watch?v=g-rWNA… via @youtube U don’t know, now u do
Jahnessa
JAHnessa Jahnessa 

by tedfriedman
Take a bow Marshall Mathers, aka EMENM you just won Rap Album of the Year award SOBER!! Great accomplishment @chakkamusic #grammys
Chris Molanphy
cmolanphy Chris Molanphy 

by tedfriedman
My @Grammys mini-review for @Popdust of the @Eminem / @Rihanna / @Dre performance: http://bit.ly/fwtGfw
Daniel Gilmore
vagabond85 Daniel Gilmore 

by tedfriedman
@tedfriedman LCD Soundsystem on Colbert Report tomorrow night. Is there a such thing as ‘too awesome?’
Scott Rosenberg
scottros Scott Rosenberg 

by tedfriedman
Now, HuffPo story’s a bit different. And I prefer platforms that let me own/control my postings. But this “serf” talk is nuts.
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
Sonny and Cher just showed up.
Alyx Vesey
ms_vz Alyx Vesey 

by tedfriedman
D-I-V-O-R-C-E! #grammys
Scott Rosenberg
scottros Scott Rosenberg 

by tedfriedman
FB, Twitter, Flickr posts etc “unpaid content” produced by serfs? Did you think you’d get paid for your telephone conversations?
Andy Carvin
acarvin Andy Carvin 

by tedfriedman
Here’s that #tinydesk concert I mentioned. She was stunning. RT @helenspitzer: Esperanza Spalding: http://n.pr/ij77iC
Lee Skallerup
readywriting Lee Skallerup 

by tedfriedman
20 yrs ago, Pump Up The Volume taught us a lesson in primitive social media, education, and change collegereadywriting.blogspot.com/2011/02/pump-u… #highered #edchat
kriscannon
kriscannon kriscannon 

by tedfriedman
Is that a bedazzled Wonder Woman costume on Rhianna? #grammys
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Rhianna’s sad robot songs always rock. #grammys #imr
GSU_News
gsu_news GSU_News 

by tedfriedman
Tonight’s Grammys reminded us of this past GSU mag story: No Bieber or Gaga, though: http://www.gsu.edu/magazine/2010spring/68.html
Peter Steinberg
steinber Peter Steinberg 

by tedfriedman
lo rhapsody, bring me esperanza spalding. excellent music for concentrating, so far.
Noel Murray
NoelMu Noel Murray 

by tedfriedman
I get why people don’t watch the Grammys, but y’know: Janelle Monae, the Avetts, Mick Jagger… that’s actual entertainment.
Neil Patrick Harris
ActuallyNPH Neil Patrick Harris 

by tedfriedman
Nicki Minaj’s hair made me hungry for carnival snacks.
Leo Hollen Jr
leoHollen Leo Hollen Jr 

by tedfriedman
i’d just like one smile in the rap category.
Rodney Ho
ajcradiotv Rodney Ho 

by tedfriedman
Nicki Minaj–the Rocky Horror Picture Show show is at the Plaza this Friday at midnight…you won’t need to change! #Grammys
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Nicky Minaj – out-SF-ing Janelle Monae! Outfit of the nite. She’s great on Monster by @kanyewest too. #grammys #imr
Heide Kolb
heidiko44 Heide Kolb 

by tedfriedman
Fun Fact: Mick Jagger is 148 Biebers old ~ via @LynCKos: @delrayser @TexBetsy #grammys
rosanne cash
rosannecash rosanne cash 

by tedfriedman
My man Kris. Love him so much.
RayBeckerman
RayBeckerman RayBeckerman 

by tedfriedman
“Love in vain” The Rolling Stones http://youtu.be/OJ2Y5HBNx9E #music #blues
kriscannon
kriscannon kriscannon 

by tedfriedman
I have a very awkward abreaction to Barbara Streisand.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Now I’m waiting for Lea Michelle to burst out of Bahbrah’s dress like Alien. #grammys #imr
kriscannon
kriscannon kriscannon 

by tedfriedman
Oh no….
Vernon Mitchell, Jr.
Negrointellect Vernon Mitchell, Jr. 

by tedfriedman
Jagger killed it–as I expected he would. He knows his musical roots. The tragic thing is that some black artists don’t. #GRAMMYs2011
Kanye West
kanyewest Kanye West 

by tedfriedman
Damn… I can’t find the words to explain how I feel about the best new artist award… Don’t wanna say the wrong thing
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
The Daily Mythos is out! http://bit.ly/gFccD3 ▸ Top stories today via @ashevillejungct @openmythsource @ellenkushner @profhacker
Neil Patrick Harris
ActuallyNPH Neil Patrick Harris 

by tedfriedman
Mick Jagger can work a staaaage! But listening to the song, I’m not quite sure who exactly he needs…
Chris Molanphy
cmolanphy Chris Molanphy 

by tedfriedman
My @Grammys mini-review for @Popdust of the acoustic set (@mumford, @avettbros, @dylan): http://bit.ly/gW1xRa
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
Mick without the Stones is like foreplay without the sex.
Tan
Lovemyfro Tan 

by tedfriedman
how come there wasnt a Teena Marie tribute?
Kanye West
kanyewest Kanye West 

by tedfriedman
Mick Jagger is crazy fresh!!! #OGSWAG
Salon.com
Salon Salon.com 

by tedfriedman
For your Sunday night fashion fix: The Grammys’ most memorable red carpet outfits http://salon.com/a/sPygfAA
Cecily
Cecilyk Cecily 

by tedfriedman
It bothers me that a 67 year old man is totally rocking the skinny jeans.
Andre Harrell
iamAndreHarrell Andre Harrell 

by tedfriedman
U got say its amazing that 7o year mick jaguar can still chew his food let alone sing and dance
Cathy Davidson
CatinStack Cathy Davidson 

by tedfriedman
Mick is looking a little Hef
Anne Helen Petersen
annehelen Anne Helen Petersen 

by tedfriedman
SO MUCH awkward Nicole Kidman dancing tonight.
Jeff Parker
jeffparker Jeff Parker 

by tedfriedman
Wasn’t really slamming any of the JLA, but interesting how NO ONE sticks up for Red Tornado #ValentinesDayCardMassacre
Leo Hollen Jr
leoHollen Leo Hollen Jr 

by tedfriedman
these young twigs have nothing on jagger’s skinny legged finesse.
Alyx Vesey
ms_vz Alyx Vesey 

by tedfriedman
I’m stealing that jacket from you, Mick. Watch out. #grammys
kriscannon
kriscannon kriscannon 

by tedfriedman
Seriously thought Mick was Whitney Houston from the back.
Cathy Davidson
CatinStack Cathy Davidson 

by tedfriedman
O Mick
Kanye West
kanyewest Kanye West 

by tedfriedman
R.I.P to GURU!!!
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Bummer – wouldve made a big improvement. RT @questlove: We had this gig w/ mick in the bag but had to pass.
Questo of The Roots
questlove Questo of The Roots 

by tedfriedman
We had this gig w/ mick in the bag but had to pass.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Mick still hasn’t figured out how to be a cool old guy like Keith & Dylan & Neil Young. Needs less preening, more Zen. #grammys #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Did we overrate Mick? Maybe Keith wasn’t just the musical genius of the Stones, but also the real conceptualist, & Mick was his sock puppet.
Andy Carvin
acarvin Andy Carvin 

by tedfriedman
RT @SimaSaharZerehi: Tried to call friends in #Iran the lines are down and internet is shut down in preparation for #25Bahman #feb14
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Riff it, beardy guy! #grammys #imr
Ellen Kushner
EllenKushner Ellen Kushner 

by tedfriedman
RT @InterstitialArt InterfictionsZero now accepting rolling submissions of essays for publication: http://tinyurl.com/2vkratt
Brian Stelter
brianstelter Brian Stelter 

by tedfriedman
For those of you Googling “Esperanza Spalding,” I’ll save you a step: http://bit.ly/2ejBJL
Ken Wissoker
kwissoker Ken Wissoker 

by tedfriedman
RT@nelsongeorge: E. Spaulding! female jazz singing bass players rule!
Questo of The Roots
questlove Questo of The Roots 

by tedfriedman
Wow. Awesome upset! We are floored! couldn’t happen to a nicer person. #grammys2011
Alyx Vesey
ms_vz Alyx Vesey 

by tedfriedman
Legit whoo! Esperanza is so talented. #grammys
Questo of The Roots
questlove Questo of The Roots 

by tedfriedman
Damn I feel like I just won! Congrats Esperanza! #grammys2011.
Questo of The Roots
questlove Questo of The Roots 

by tedfriedman
The weird thing about dre’s verse concerning haters and doubters is all I heard from people is “dre come back!!!” #grammys2011
Cathy Davidson
CatinStack Cathy Davidson 

by tedfriedman
Go Esperanza!!!!
Sandy Smallens
audiation Sandy Smallens 

by tedfriedman
Dre: rocked. Em: rocked, but why did you double-track? Skyler (sp?): awesome. Rhianna: sit down, man.
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
Is Jewel living in a car again?
kriscannon
kriscannon kriscannon 

by tedfriedman
Note to #Grammys lighting crew: keep off @eminem‘s mic. I don’t wanna see his spittle sparkle.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
OK, can’t complain about Esperanza Spalding over Mumford. Album didn’t work for me, but definitely interesting. Plus a Portland shout-out!
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Go Mumford! #grammys #imr
Rodney Ho
ajcradiotv Rodney Ho 

by tedfriedman
The veins on Eminem’s face are seriously poppin! #Grammys
danayoung
danayoung danayoung 

by tedfriedman
LOL! RT @ScubaDiva: Eminem always seems so angry… If he wore CeeLo’s feather ensemble, Eminem could be the epitome of Angry Bird!
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
Where’s Suge Knight when you need him?
Rodney Ho
ajcradiotv Rodney Ho 

by tedfriedman
Singing live is tough. Lady Gaga and Katy Perry pulled it off. Rihanna? Not quite. CBS probably has multiple censors on the mute button!
Questo of The Roots
questlove Questo of The Roots 

by tedfriedman
2 reverse Col Tom Parker moments tonight w/ Dre & Ush for Bieb & Em. #grammys2011
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
They’re double-tracking Eminem while singers get no vocal sweeners. Weird double standard. #grammys #imr
Questo of The Roots
questlove Questo of The Roots 

by tedfriedman
Rodney Ho
ajcradiotv Rodney Ho 

by tedfriedman
Looks like Rihanna swiped part of Cee Lo’s costume! #Grammys
Matthew Meylikhov
mattisnotarobot Matthew Meylikhov 

by tedfriedman 

@
@BRIANMBENDIS They might just be sore because Aquaman got his hand cut off, and the only emoticon he’s using is >_<
Myles A. McNutt
Memles Myles A. McNutt 

by tedfriedman
Can we stop calling Rob a villain? I’m pretty sure everyone likes the guy. #Survivor
Sean C. Duncan
scd Sean C. Duncan 

by tedfriedman
I’m kinda appalled at how many of the people I follow on Twitter are actually live-tweeting the Grammys of all detestable things. For shame.
Alyx Vesey
ms_vz Alyx Vesey 

by tedfriedman
As a palette cleanser, Sonic Youth performing “Flower” (thanks, @gerardcosloy): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QST5GOuRWs
James Poniewozik
poniewozik James Poniewozik 

by tedfriedman
Whenever I hear “Need You Now,” I close my eyes and it’s like I’m in the checkout line at Duane Reade all over again. #grammys
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
A Miley Cirus salvia divinorum joke! #grammys #imr
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
I’d get out of a moving car playing Lady Antebellum.
Rodney Ho
ajcradiotv Rodney Ho 

by tedfriedman
“The song otherwise known as Forget You.” Prince would appreciate that! #Grammys
Anne Helen Petersen
annehelen Anne Helen Petersen 

by tedfriedman
You guys, LADY ANTEBELLUM IS THE MOST BORING BAND OF OUR TIME.
Matt Thomas ✓
mattthomas Matt Thomas ✓ 

by tedfriedman
First person to make an animated GIF of Nicole Kidman singing along to “Teenage Dream” gets a free BOTOX treatment.
Sandy Smallens
audiation Sandy Smallens 

by tedfriedman
John Mayer – shave and get some rest, bodyland
Alyx Vesey
ms_vz Alyx Vesey 

by tedfriedman
Norah doesn’t need these jokers. #grammys
BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
BRIANMBENDIS BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS 

by tedfriedman
i seem 2 have pissed off all 3 aquaman fans who also seem to have no idea what an emoticon is. amazing that they have that in common. 🙂
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
When did John Mayer turn into Father Guido Sarducci?
Rodney Ho
ajcradiotv Rodney Ho 

by tedfriedman
I didn’t even recognize Norah Jones with her haircut! And this is one great Dolly Parton tune. #grammys
Questo of The Roots
questlove Questo of The Roots 

by tedfriedman
Yo this Jolene is killin! #grammys2011
Jeff Baum
jeffbaum Jeff Baum 

by tedfriedman
Perfect! @cameroncook: CEE-LO IS WEARING THE SAME THING THAT ELTON JOHN WORE ON THE MUPPET SHOW! youtube.com/watch?v=R_EUDu…
Liz McLellan
hyperlocavore Liz McLellan 

by tedfriedman
Hyperlocavore – Yardsharing If you have land: http://ow.ly/3VI1x If your looking to help grow food but have no land: http://ow.ly/3VI1y
Anne Helen Petersen
annehelen Anne Helen Petersen 

by tedfriedman
Let’s have the all-boys school from Glee sing this instead?
Kelli Marshall
KelliMarshall Kelli Marshall 

by tedfriedman 

@
@inessentials Don’t mess with SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE! =)
Lee Skallerup
readywriting Lee Skallerup 

by tedfriedman
Note to self: Cehck out Jeanelle Monae and Cee-Lo green. Thanks twitter for saving me the trouble of watching the Grammys.
inessentials
inessentials inessentials 

by tedfriedman
Every time I hear the words “Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow” I tip my cap to the power of late ’90s Miramax.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Gotta admit, Need You Now is one of those perfectly structured songs that sounds less written than discovered.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
I wanna see that trio jam some more. How about Coat of Many Colors? #grammys #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Where’s the costume party John Mayer’s going to in his Johnny Depp outfit? #grammys #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Jolene: an all-time classic. #DollyParton #grammys #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Roots of Teenage Dream: M83, Boys of Summer, Sonic Youth’s Teenage Riot, Who’s Baba O’Riley. @katyperry #grammys #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Let the backlash against the @katyperry backlash begin! Hugely underrated as a songwriter. That’s why the #Glee covers work. #grammys #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Go @katyperry! This is her Kate Bush ballad.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Andy Borowitz
BorowitzReport Andy Borowitz 

by tedfriedman
Must be AWKWARD backstage between Katy Perry and the Muppets. #Grammys
Noel Murray
NoelMu Noel Murray 

by tedfriedman
So far, all the people whose performances I’ve fast-forwarded through have won Grammys.
Jeff Dauler
JeffDauler Jeff Dauler 

by tedfriedman
RT @jayharren: CBS is pissed Ceel Lo is dressed as the NBC peacock #grammys
Anne Helen Petersen
annehelen Anne Helen Petersen 

by tedfriedman
I need to play this Wii dance game. LIke right now.
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
Lady Gaga is so pissed off right now.
Anne Helen Petersen
annehelen Anne Helen Petersen 

by tedfriedman
Muppets?!? MUPPETS!!!
Questo of The Roots
questlove Questo of The Roots 

by tedfriedman
One minute in and I know this cee lo performance will go down in top 10 grammy performance history. #grammys2011
alisa perren
aperren alisa perren 

by tedfriedman
Can we make Cee-Lo an honorary muppet now?
Neil Patrick Harris
ActuallyNPH Neil Patrick Harris 

by tedfriedman
I’m backstage. I’ve already declared Cee Lo’s my favorite performance. You’ll see why shortly.
Rodney Ho
ajcradiotv Rodney Ho 

by tedfriedman
More Georgia representin’ as Lady Antebellum coat the airwaves with two incredibly pretty songs “American Honey” & “Need You Now.” #Grammys
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Up On the Ridge is a great neotrad album.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Need You Now is awfully close to Alan Parsons’s Eye In the Sky, isn’t it? via @kt30003k
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Gotta give it up for Lady Antebellum. Best harmonies of the night. #grammys #imr
Orlando Tirado
orlandotirado Orlando Tirado 

by tedfriedman
My thoughts exactly RT @tedfriedman: Is Dylan wearing bowling shoes?
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
RT @BobbyDrakeTheDJ: Lady Gaga was @ the VMAs covered in meat. She was @ the Grammys dressed as an egg. Two more red carpets & She will …
Heide Kolb
heidiko44 Heide Kolb 

by tedfriedman
R @IHaveAPseudonym: Bob Dylan is a perpetual reminder that imperfection is a vital element in music. #grammys
Jeff Dauler
JeffDauler Jeff Dauler 

by tedfriedman
Somewhere, an old-folks home is calling a news station about their patient who looks like Bob Dylan who wandered away this afternoon.
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
I’ll take Dylan’s croak over the first hour of reheated 90s any day of the year.
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
Neil Young finally looks entertained. Only took an hour and a half.
Alyx Vesey
ms_vz Alyx Vesey 

by tedfriedman
This looks like the funnest. Gimme a guitar. Or a washboard. #grammys
Questo of The Roots
questlove Questo of The Roots 

by tedfriedman
I like the Rocky’s trainer rasp of Dylan’s voice tonight as opposed to the 80’s bullwinkle flavor I was expecting. #grammys2011
Jim Behrle
behrle Jim Behrle 

by tedfriedman
He literally can’t work on Maggie’s Farm anymore because of employment laws governing the elderly
Rodney Ho
ajcradiotv Rodney Ho 

by tedfriedman
#Grammys execs (thinking about the FCC) appear to have had Mumford & Sons sing “The Cave” instead of “Little Lion Man.”
Heide Kolb
heidiko44 Heide Kolb 

by tedfriedman
Bob Dylan is a national treasure #Grammys
donut
frittersandclam donut 

by tedfriedman
the dylan jam is the way it should be. lots of people just yelling out.
Michael K
mkdlisted Michael K 

by tedfriedman
I want to come back as Bob Dylan’s hair. It just doesn’t give a fuck.
Heide Kolb
heidiko44 Heide Kolb 

by tedfriedman
Bob Dylan ~ Thank You #Grammys
david carr
carr2n david carr 

by tedfriedman
Maybe having some music in the middle of the show could become a Grammy tradition.
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
Pretty sure this is the Deadwood portion of the evening.
James Poniewozik
poniewozik James Poniewozik 

by tedfriedman
I am SO picking Mumford and Sons CD as my next NPR pledge premium.
Rodney Ho
ajcradiotv Rodney Ho 

by tedfriedman
Lead singer of Mumford & Sons looks like Boston Rob Mariano from “Survivor.” #Grammys
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
This the best hootenanny I’ve seen in years.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Is Dylan wearing bowling shoes?
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Cross-Atlantic folk-off! Afraid Mumford’s crushing Avett Bros, but we still have Bob coming. Tho guess he counts as a ringer. #grammys #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Wow this could rock.
Leila Fadel
LeilaFadel Leila Fadel 

by tedfriedman
Feb. 11 a recruitment posting on craigslist Cairo under government jobs “Looking for a new President (#Egypt)”
Chris Molanphy
cmolanphy Chris Molanphy 

by tedfriedman
Am doing a bit of live-blogging of the @grammys for @popdust. Here’s my rundown of the show-opening Aretha tribute: http://bit.ly/gmQVrZ
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Love the #Grammys acceptance play-off strategy: minor organ chords give the speech an increasingly ominous tone until the winner skulks off.
Claire Suddath
clairesuddath Claire Suddath 

by tedfriedman
Justin Bieber AND Jaden Smith? This is the best middle school talent show I’ve ever seen. #Grammys
James Poniewozik
poniewozik James Poniewozik 

by tedfriedman
Justin Bieber acoustic was like Darth Vader disconnected from his life support suit. #grammys
Rodney Ho
ajcradiotv Rodney Ho 

by tedfriedman
#Usher will recycle “OMG” on TV as many times as he can get away with it. “Idol,” Super Bowl, now the #Grammys!
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Wonder if the #Grammies are having monitor problems. Seems like everybody’s pitchy.
Neil Patrick Harris
ActuallyNPH Neil Patrick Harris 

by tedfriedman
Holy cripes..! NINJAS!!
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman 

@
@noelrk should i start with the pilot? Gonna watch it on the Stairmaster.
Alyx Vesey
ms_vz Alyx Vesey 

by tedfriedman
This intro is creeping me out. Don’t go in the van. #grammys
Rodney Ho
ajcradiotv Rodney Ho 

by tedfriedman
Atlgets love w/ B.o.B. @ #TheGrammys. He is attempting to bring back the monocle into fashion while Bruno & Janelle are wkin’ the pompadour!
Chris Sligh
ChrisSligh Chris Sligh 

by tedfriedman
Everyone knows I LOVE Bruno Mars. This isn’t his night vocally.
Todd VanDerWerff
tvoti Todd VanDerWerff 

by tedfriedman
Tonight’s Big Love features red-hot doctrinal action.
James Poniewozik
poniewozik James Poniewozik 

by tedfriedman
OK, bye #Grammys. I’m just going to be rewinding and rewatching that Janelle Monae perf for the next two hours.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
That looked like a very carefully vetted mosh pit. #grammys #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
OK, Bruno’s a lttle pitchy without autotune. #grammys #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Wow, Bruno Mars really has the goods. #grammys #imr
Anne Helen Petersen
annehelen Anne Helen Petersen 

by tedfriedman
Grammy dude….ROCKIN’ THE MONOCLE.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Glad to see some good exposure for #ATL‘s Janelle Monae. Gaga’s backstage taking notes furiously. #grammys #imr
Tim Carvell
timcarvell Tim Carvell 

by tedfriedman
The two funniest words in the whole “Atlas Shrugged” trailer: “Part One”.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Sigur Ros in Ford Explorer commercials? Is this the end of post-rock? #grammys #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
“As you saw, Muse really rocked.” Not if you had to tell us they did. #Grammys #imr
Leo Hollen Jr
leoHollen Leo Hollen Jr 

by tedfriedman
I want kanye to win SOMEThInG just so we can see him speak
Lee Skallerup
readywriting Lee Skallerup 

by tedfriedman
Kim Cattrall as a Vulcan? Hahahahaha!!! This movie is awesome. Great counter-programming SyFy!
Stitch Kingdom
stitchkingdom Stitch Kingdom 

by tedfriedman
Should’ve used the expelliarmus spell RT @leeunkrich Met J.K. Rowling tonight. She told me she LOVED Toy Story 3. My head exploded. The End.
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
Lenny Kravitz has morphed into Derek Zoolander
Keith Phipps
kphipps3000 Keith Phipps 

by tedfriedman
Doesn’t the phrase “Four-time Grammy winner Lenny Kravtiz” say everything that needs saying about the Grammys?
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Muse may have just hit their 16th minute. This song was stale a year ago. #grammys #imr
Roger Ebert
ebertchicago Roger Ebert 

by tedfriedman
“The Cairo Trilogy,” by the Nobel Prize winner Naguib Mahfouz. Because Cairo is a city of many lives and secrets. http://amzn.to/iknThf
Jaime Weinman
weinmanj Jaime Weinman 

by tedfriedman
No, commercial, Johnny Depp is NOT Rango. He is the voice of Rango. Do you not know the difference, commercial? #PintoColvigISGoofy
moshekasher
moshekasher moshekasher 

by tedfriedman
Seriously why haven’t we ruined Hip Hop for black people yet?
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
Gaga says she took a master class in fame, but isn’t this all kind of paint by numbers?
Howard Stern
HowardStern Howard Stern 

by tedfriedman
Do you think lady g has underpants on?
Jason Mittell
jmittell Jason Mittell 

by tedfriedman
I’m shocked by how many people are live-tweeting the Grammys. It’s the Grammys, people! It’s never been relevant, and is even less so today.
Alyx Vesey
ms_vz Alyx Vesey 

by tedfriedman
Wack lyrics, con. Pointy sholder pad shoulders and organ, pro. #grammys
Ruth Bourdain
RuthBourdain Ruth Bourdain 

by tedfriedman
If I’m not mistaken, that’s no ordinary egg Lady Gaga arrived in. She’s fully formed, so that’s a balut. Yum. #grammys
Anthony De Rosa
AntDeRosa Anthony De Rosa 

by tedfriedman
RT @kanyewest I didn’t know Howie Mandel was a part of Train
Michael Conforti PhD
assisi Michael Conforti PhD 

by tedfriedman
Webcast of Jung’s Red Book symposium 6-19-10 now available: Watch online via Library of Congress: http://bit.ly/fcQrhT#cgjung #depthpsych
James Poniewozik
poniewozik James Poniewozik 

by tedfriedman
People can rip on Gaga all they want, but that was a beautiful statement of support for all of us with shoulder horns. #grammys
MDG
ManiacalAnalyzr MDG 

by tedfriedman 

@
@HowardStern Pat said he would do it a while back on your show and he pulled through! That was awsome!
Stevie
smkuenn Stevie 

by tedfriedman
I have long since stopped caring about popular songs in commercials, but watching Shrek on a tablet to “Walk On the Wild Side” depresses me
Len Moleski
phins39 Len Moleski 

by tedfriedman
@HowardStern Go Howard mentioned on the Grammy’s Train didn’t lie!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howard Stern
HowardStern Howard Stern 

by tedfriedman
I don’t think this dude will be mentioning me
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Time to start rooting. Go @katyperry & @kanyewest! #Grammies #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
This Gaga performance is a surprising dud. Video more her medium than live. #Grammies #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Don’t get this Gaga single. It’s not like Express Yourself has that great a melody anyway – why rip it off so blatantly? #Grammies #IMR
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Score so far: One thank you for @HowardStern, zero for God.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Has anyone tracked down Mr Mister to see how they feel about this song? Gotta help archive sales.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Please god not soul sister…
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Oh no. Bad #SuperBowl commercial deja vu. #Grammies #imr
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Sisters Are Doin’ It for Themselves must be retired from the diva canon. Respect too. There have to be fresher girlpower anthems. #grammies
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Yolanda Adams is outclassing everybody else in this #Grammies opening number. #imr
Questo of The Roots
questlove Questo of The Roots 

by tedfriedman
Lyor’s complaining about my fro size and his view. #grammys2011
david carr
carr2n david carr 

by tedfriedman
Christina, the American viewing public forgives you for the Superbowl anthem.
Questo of The Roots
questlove Questo of The Roots 

by tedfriedman
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
So far, I’ve blogged tweetstreams on #Egypt and #synchronicity. Coming next: @kanyewest & @katyperry, leading up to #Grammies tonight.
tedfriedman
tedfriedman tedfriedman
Inspired by @defjaf, I’ve started editing twitter conversations and turning them into blog posts at http://tedfriedman.com.

Goin’ Down the Road Feeling Bad [Updated]

Tweets the night of December 25, 2010.

Red-tailed Hawk in flight

Yesterday as we got in the car to drive to the NC mountains, a hawk flew directly over us. Synchronicity – but were we predators or prey?

We made such slow time (because of my new diabetes routines) that we had to motel it. Then today, we had to turn back because of snow.

So was the hawk among the signs warning us to turn back, along with early weather reports & my misplacing my diabetes supplies?

Three hints to turn around: one rational (the weather forecast), one mystical (the hawk portent), one unconscious (my Freudian slip of forgetting).

Synchronicity identifies the interpenetration of models of reality – rational & mystical, conscious & unconscious, yin & yang.

Morannon

Morannon, a stray who came with a tag reading, "I Pee the House."

My cats have higher emotional intelligence than I do. They know when I’m down & come sit on me, but I can’t always tell if they’re sad.

That’s if they’re in the mood to be supportive. They may have other responsibilities, like chasing string or fighting each other.

My cats will let us know if they’re strongly displeased – they’re all loud, and today The Dude peed on our used wrapping paper….

It’s the level of our cats’ ennui that’s hard to gauge. The Dude often looks like he’s got a lot on his mind. He’s a deep cat.

On the other hand, like all male cats I’ve met, The Dude will start drooling if you pet him for a while. The Dude abides.

The Dude

The Dude

So, it seems my cats can sense my emotional state – by smell, by behavior, or by who knows what. Couldn’t a hawk likewise be drawn to me?

Thinking it through that way, maybe the hawk could smell my fear – the stress from the new diabetes regimen & weather report.

So then a hawk overhead is a rational portent: it means something nearby is giving off enough weak, hurt & fearful vibes to attract it.

Redtailed Hawk

Alternately, the hawk flying directly overhead at our exact moment of departure was a complete coincidence – though an improbable one.

One definition of synchronicity is meaningful coincidence. Even if the hawk overflight was purely coincidental, it was still meaningful.

Synchronicity is meaningful because our minds – at levels below conscious control – respond to archetypes. The hawk felt portentous.

We’re bound to attach significance to a numinous moment. It’s beyond conscious choice. The question whether we dismiss our intuition.

I’m agnostic on whether synchronicity just explains human psychology, or also explains quantum physics. But I want to believe.

I Want to Believe

Just to clarify – I found my diabetes supplies an hour after losing them. Would’ve turned back if we couldn’t find them. Fun night.

Clearly multiple reasons for parapraxis (Freudian slip) of misplacing diabetes supplies: not wanting to drive in snow & also not wanting diabetes.

If I misplace things over the next few weeks as I get used to taking insulin 4-5x/day, I’ll have to just set up backups & try not to stress.

My insulin

Unfortunately, diabetes educators tends to emphasize the scare factor: all the ways you can slip into a coma and die if you’re not careful.

When people try to scare me, I react with petulant rebellion – even if what they want me to do is in my own best interest. Hence parapraxis.

I’m smart enough to recognize the importance of my insulin. And hopefully wise enough to treat my moments of petulance with patience.

Channukah Harry (Jon Lovitz) on SNL

New Jewish tradition: tweeting Chrismas night?

RT @ted_friedman: Let’s make it one! What else is there to do (besides eat Chinese)? 🙂

Any of the other Ted Friedmans out there want to join us?

RT @lnakamur: I’m for it. Works for non Jew non Christians too. Part of the war against Xmas?

The war against the “war against Xmas” meme.

As a Jew/Bu with an Xmas tree, do I offend Bill O’Reilly? Must I leave Santa to the goyim? Is O’Reilly anti-Santa? Is he the Grinch?

Jerry Garcia 12/31/76

Just figured it out: yesterday’s hawk was Black Peter: http://ht.ly/3upun

Black Peter is a close relative of the Dire Wolf, whom the British call the Black Dog. #Depression #Death #Mortality #Blues #Trickster

On Black Peter, Jerry Garcia, singing about death, grief, humor & survival, channels another great bluesman with diabetes: BB King.

It’s a straight line from the Dead’s Wharf Rat to Wilco’s greatest moments on Yankee Hotel Foxtrot & A Ghost Is Born.

Inspirational Dead song for this weekend: Goin’ Down the Road Feeling Bad.

The Dead’s Wharf Rat also has something in common with the Velvets’ drone – Lou Reed & Jerry Garcia were peers in many ways.

Tedwood Forest

Tedwood Forest

Often in Farmville, you open a Special Delivery package, and out flies a bee. Useful for your beehive, but a strange gift to wrap & send.

Also, the back of my iPhone cracked yesterday. Never seen it before – like a broken windshield. Bringing it in Monday.

Thinking of taking music lessons again. Took classical piano for years, rock guitar in high school, jazz piano after finishing the diss.

Was thinking of learning bass this time. Might as well be clumsy on a range of instruments.

I bought a left-handed bass las year after discovering it was my favorite Rock Band instrument. Slow, steady, deep, harmonious, funky.

I’ve also picked up several Grateful Dead song books & a “play guitar in the style of Jerry Garcia” DVD.

I’m also tempted to go back to playing around with my keyboard/sequencer/drum machine. I have a nice Casio & the amazing Groovebox 505.

In the spring of 2000, I’d defended my diss & landed a job. I had time off for the first time in years. I took jazz piano lessons & drew.

Actually, I got back on the piano several years earlier – it was an outlet during the diss writing. Drawing too until my RSIs got bad.

I just pulled out a bunch of my drawing instruction books – really basic stuff pitched at kids. All of whom draw better than me.

It’s frustrating loving music & art so much but coming up so short in my own execution. I’d love to skillfully draw or write fiction or jam.

Actually, I can play passable piano & guitar when I practice a lot. And I like some of my compositions on the MC-505 Groovebox.

So, I’d appreciate any ATL or online recommendations for music and/or art teachers & resources. Feel free to plug a friend – I’ll retweet!

Ted's Labyrinth

Ted's Labyrinth

I might feel self-conscious about tweeting personal stuff if my life weren’t so ordinary. Plus the personal is political yadda yadda

Pretty sure I’ll be tweeting regularly about living with #diabetes. Wonder how many of us #diatweeters are out there.

I was diagnosed with #diabetes almost a decade ago, but managed for several years with just diet & exercise, then several more with pills.

Looks like I’ve coined #diatweeter. It’s an ugly neologism, but usefully short & self-explanatory. Feel free to use the hashtag. Or not.

Peppermint Labyrinth

Peppermint Labyrinth

More things I suck at: Dancing. Sight-reading music. Improvising. Foreign languages. Appreciating & writing poetry. Cocktail parties.

Anybody with skills in any of those areas who wants to offer expertise, I’m all ears. They’re what Jung calls my “inferior” aspect.

Jung says engaging the underdeveloped, “inferior” aspects of the personality is the key to individuation – his version of enlightenment.

Jung’s saying we need to face our fears & desires, to confront & integrate what we’ve repressed. He was Freud’s student after all.

Noisy

Noisy

I wish I’d taken music theory back in Jr High – it conflicted with Hebrew School, I think. I caught up, but it’s not ingrained.

Didn’t mean to imply Scarsdale’s wonderful Hoff-Barthelson music school was secretly anti-Semitic. Think I just didn’t like music theory.

RT @audiation I always got a creepy feeling there, too…

Still regret I started on classical piano & not jazz or rock.

Actually, I did take some fun “jazz band” classes at Hoff-Barthelson in HS. I played a piss-poor rhythm guitar.

Those Hoff-Barthelson piano recitals were humiliating. Little kids half my age kicked my ass.

Didn’t like Hebrew School either. Ended up studying privately with a cantor & chanting my torah part: “for every thing there is a season…”

Don’t think I even heard the Byrds song until after my Bar Mitzvah. Wonder why nobody played it for me, actually.

I gave a hammy Bar Mitzvah speech that began, “What is man? The dictionary says that Man is an island off the British coast…”

Then I had a humiliating Bar Mitzvah party at a video game arcade: I sneezed on the cake when I was supposed to blow it out.

What kind of parapraxis is that: sneezing on my Bar Mitzvah cake in front of all my “friends”? No wonder I was depressed from ages 13-15.

Finally pulled out of my early adolescent depression when I got a learner’s permit & a car. Suburbs with big lawns blow without a car.

2 favorite activities ages 13-15: 1: Paying Strat-o-Matic baseball while listening to Hall & Oates & other music. Preferably with friends.

Second favorite activity ages 13-15: taking the train by myself into NYC to see multiple movies & buy P-Funk vinyl in Times Square.

Noisy

Noisy

RT @catagav: Is it a fear of letting inhibitions go? I’ve noticed dancing and improvising (from music to lies) are easily held back by that.

It’s not just a fear of letting inhibitions go. It’s also a failure to perform with any skill once inhibitions are lowered.

Disinhibitors – from booze to baths salts – help loosen me up, but the stick appears to be lodged really far up my ass.

I’ve meditated for almost 20 years, done yoga for 10, been on multiday silent retreats. But still that stick remains far up my ass.

I’ve been drunk in Dartmouth and stoned in Amsterdam. I’ve jammed in rock bands, jazz bands, and Rock Band. But still the stick remains.

I’m hoping to pull the stick all the way out my ass before I die. Maybe that’s when it goes. When you let go for the final time.

Maybe I’m supposed to melt the stick up my ass: integrate my shadow and merge with the stick. Or pull it out like the sword in the stone.

RT @t3dy: Perhaps the purpose of meditation is something other than manipulation of the stick?

RT @jmittell I’m afraid that the stick might be an inevitable consequence of being an East Coast Jewish academic. It’s in our blood…

Agreed. Maybe the best we can do is get to know our old friend the stick better. Mindfulness. Metta. Maitri. http://ht.ly/3uxg0

I liked a YouTube video — Pema Chödrön explains Maitri.

RT @misssaragran: Random thought: accept and love the stick? (Easier said than done, certainly!)

Not sure. Legend of St. George says slay the dragon – the mother complex.

To All the Brits and Anglophiles Out There: Happy St. George's Day

Can’t decide if slay-the-dragon/mother/father mythology is a) ideological, patriarchal & contingent or b) archetypal & wise.

Subjectively – within the psyche – slaying the dragon means letting go. Dropping the mother complex. Moving beyond the puer. Individuating.

Objectively, the dragon archetype is often projected onto subaltern images: the old crone. The jew. The other. The collective shadow.

When you project your shadow onto others, you think eliminating them would solve your problems. Doesn’t work.

Slay your own demons, then let them go & forgive. Like Buffy.

RT @misssaragran I know, tough call, but sometimes I think you slay by not-slaying. I think fighting something can strengthen it, sometimes.

RT @misssaragran Then again, dragon slaying can be more fun:)

RT @misssaragran I have this fantasy that if you let them go and forgive they slay themselves. But I haven’t seen much buffy, so what do I know!

RT @t3dy one gets into trouble playing games trying to accept things we can’t accept, or accept that we can’t accept.

RT @misssaragran Good point! Big problem I see a lot in the yoga world.

Dalai Lama

RT @soundhunter: I was just reading somewhere that apparently the Dalai Lama has a terrible temper.

What I’ve heard is that the Dalai Lama allows emotions to pass through quickly and fully, whether sadness or anger.

RT @t3dy Is that evidence of success or a rationalization? I dig that he doesn’t pretend to be enlightened.

The Dalai Lama certainly has a lot to be angry about. It’s got to go somewhere, right?

I could be wrong, but I don’t think the Dalai Lama is the kind of scoundrel Chogyam Trungpa Rinpoche was.

RT @t3dy I don’t think the Dalai Lama’s anger proves that he’s a bad meditator, but that we misconceive the purpose of meditation.

The Tibetan mythos is fiercer than many others. The Dalai Lama never claimed to be a tranquil zen master. Just a pacifist.

RT @t3dy certainly not. I don’t mean to imply that, just making a point about how we want to put meditation+meditators on a pedastal.

Absolutely.

I have seen comments on Amazon blasting the Tibetan monarchy as elitist & complacent. Who knows how ugly that tradition’s been at times.

Here’s the best thing I’ve read on the dark side of American Buddhism: The Double Mirror by Stephen Butterfield: http://ht.ly/3uxnu

RT @soundhunter  just goes to show that if the “gurus” aren’t perfect, followers shouldn’t expect to be either.

Amen to That.

History in RealTime: @tedfriedman on 2/11/11 (in chronological order)

 

 

Salma Abdelaziz
In an incredibly tense moment Egyptians use their famous humor to lighten the mood and find out
Liz McLellan
RT @: RT @ If somebody can find a shirtless pic of Mubarak on Cairo Craigslist this thing will end peacefully today
mattyglesias
Mubarak really looks great for his age. He could probably make a bundle selling lifestyle advice books.
Josh Marshall
weird 2 see how prominent leader of national uprising in ME country has active twitter account @
Wyclef Jean
If u on the streets of Egypt tweet me!! Imma retweet the movement on the ground!!!
monasosh
The least the world could do for Egyptians now is allow us free entrance to any country wtout the burden of applying for a visa 😀
Liz McLellan
RT @: Uninstalling dictator COMPLETE – installing now: egypt 2.0: █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
monasosh
Unbelievable the metro driver is cheering wt the horn, ppl are dancing & screaming in the metro station
pourmecoffee
Perhaps what people of Egypt did will give courage to Katie Holmes.
Salma Abdelaziz
BREAKING: Switzerland freezes suspected Mubarak Financial Assets
monasosh
For everyone taking the metro home, mark out “mubarak” from metrostations plan & replace it wt “martyrs”
walter kirn
Now Egypt has done for modern civilization what it did for ancient civ. I’m calling this Osiris Friday.
the sad red earth
RT @: Photos: Celebration in After Mubarak Steps Down //Historic images.
Andy Carvin
RT @: this is most euphoric young crowd I have seen sinced overthrow of Ceauşescu during 1989 Romanian Revolution
Roger Ebert
A letter to Egypt from a Filipino: Learn from us, and do better.
Heide Kolb
: People helping in the midst of a crisis- how you can help via @: @
Frank Conniff
What kind of crazy foreign policy allows a dictator to be deposed without a long & costly war? Get it together, Obama!
Ana Marie Cox
Paul applause line: “We need to do a lot less a lot sooner, not only in Egypt but around the world.”
Wyclef Jean
The movement!! Let’s go!!! RT @: @ PROUD TO BE EGYPTIAN!!! The streets are ALIVE with freedom!!!
Heide Kolb
R @: @ protesters under attack! Police use live ammo on demonstrators NOW. Please RT!
I wish I could somehow save all of the tweets I sent and received the past weeks. This is my diary
What can we all do to make help sure they’re archived? RT @ I wish I could somehow save all of the tweets I sent and received..
tedfriedman
Students & scholars: this is history happening right now. Twitter didn’t cause this, but it’s part of a positive feedback loop. Take notes!
tedfriedman
If one was going to pick the medium with the most influence on , wonder if it would be SMS, web or satellite TV?
tedfriedman
My guess would be the most influential medium helping to create #Egypt #Jan25 has been satellite TV – specifically Al Jazeera.
Noel Kirkpatrick
noelrk Noel Kirkpatrick
But it all started with the telegraph.
So if Al Jazeera is the NGO which has done the most to make possible, credit not just the medium of sat TV, but the journalists.
Lakshmi Jagad
lockslocks Lakshmi Jagad
Agree.
Likewise, to the extent Twitter has helped accomplish this (hard to judge in the moment), credit not the medium in itself, but the tweeters.
This is where I part ways with Object Oriented Ontology – I always want to look back to the human roots. Who’s karma’s on the line?
Andy Carvin
I’ve tweeted more than 600 times today. And yet people keep following me. What is wrong with you people?!? 🙂

Electric Dreams Now Out on Kindle and epub

Cover of

Cover via Amazon


My first book, Electric Dreams: Computers in American Culture (NYU Press, 2005) is now available on Kindle and in the epub format. You can also use this page to find a library near you with a copy. For a taste of the book, you can check out the introduction and excerpts on Apple’s “1984” ad and simulation games. More info about the book, including links to reviews, here.

Pop Music Week on In Media Res [Updated through Friday]

This week the digital humanities journal In Media Res will be posting a series of short pieces I organized on pop music. All the contributors are old  friends who worked with me in college on the zine Nadine. Today some of us are academics, others journalists, editors and novelists. Here’s the publication schedule – I’ll come back and add links as each piece goes live.

Monday 2/7/11

Tickling the Ivory Towers” by yours truly. It’s about academia, rock criticism, and Madonna.

Tuesday 2/8/11

Words, Words, Words” by Gavin Edwards. Gavin is a Contributing Editor at Rolling Stone, the author of numerous books on pop music, and one of my oldest friends – we met in high school when I loaned him my copy of the Bob Dylan boxed set Biograph. His contribution is an extension of his ongoing project  to chronicle every minute of the 1988 MTV New Year’s Eve Top 100 Videos countdown, which I primarily remember for the innumerable commercials for the Kevin Kline flop The January Man.

Wednesday 2/9/11

Hide Your Kids! Hide Your Wife! Hide Your Husband!” by James Hannaham. James is the author of the acclaimed novel God Says No (McSweeney’s) and one of the founders of the performance group Elevator Repair Service. He’s written for The Village Voice and Salon, and teaches at the Pratt Institute. His piece is on the “Bed Intruder Song” viral video.

Thursday 2/10/11

… Or Other Visual Media” by Marc Weidenbaum. Marc is the editor of the ambient/electronica music website disquiet and a contributor to Nature. He was an editor at Tower Records’ late, lamented Pulse! magazine, as well as the groundbreaking American version of the omnibus manga magazine Shonen Jump. His piece is on videogame music.

Friday 2/11/11

Free and Freer: Wikileaks and ViCKi LEEKX” by Ivan Kreilkamp. Ivan is Associate Professor of English at Indiana University. He’s the author of Voice and the Victorian Storyteller. He’s also on the cover of the Lemonheads’ Creator holding a box of Cheerios. His piece is on M.I.A.’s mixtape tribute to Wikileaks.

I’m going to try to keep the conversation going all week on Twitter through the hashtag #IMR, culminating in a live tweet chat Sunday night during the Grammies. Join us!

Quora: Questions, Answers, and More Questions

Quora is a new social media service that’s organized around questions and answers. So far, it’s pretty intriguing. The proto-web of the 1980s – Gopher, FTP sites, BBSs – was built around collectively-authored FAQs. I’m sure Google, Bing and Facebook all find that a most web searches are awkward attempts to convey in Boolean terms what you’d convey to a human in the form of a question. Ask Jeeves has always failed at natural-language processing, just like the giant mainframe EMERAC in the 1950s Hepburn/Tracy comedy Desk Set.

IBM is still hard at work at Watson, a computer smart enough to win on Jeopardy. Questionable PR move – everybody roots against Deep Blue. HAL was more sympathetic, and IBM disowned him. See  Electric Dreams for more on the history of computer advertising.

But Quora takes a different track, drawing on the crowdsourcing model of Wikipedia to develop one global database of FAQs. Further, it doesn’t attempt to iron out differences of opinion as Wikiprose demands, but rather embraces a diversity of voices and relies on the crowd itself to serve as collective gatekeeper by  rating each answer.

Who knows where this will go. But we may be seeing the formation of the next Google. Or Facebook. Or Pets.com – who knows. Ideally, it’ll become the next Wikipedia – one which embraces crowdsourcing, but also rewards both expertise and diversity, while engaging the crowd as both producer and gatekeeper.

So, I figure I might as well try to get in on the ground floor, or at least as close to the ground as you can get without ever having lived in California, pitched a venture capitalist or attended SXSW.

Here’s my answer to an ongoing discussion on Quora: Can information be empowering, and why?

The distinction between information and knowledge is like that between database and algorithm. (Also content v form, superstructure v base, syntagm v paradigm, & practice v theory, and logos v mythos.) Information without a contextualizing theoretical (and inevitably ideological) framework is just “data smog” or bloatware. We all have access to more information – in terms of pure bits – than any citizens of any society ever before us. Does that make us more powerful? Not necessarily, as long as we still remain trapped within ideological blinders, stale frames & obsolete paradigms. Information becomes powerful – revolutionary, in fact – when it inspires and fuels paradigm shifts: from feudalism to capitalism, from monarchy to democracy, and hopefully from postmodernity/late-capitalism/corporate-globalization/scientific-rationality/phallogocentrism to transmodernity/postcapitalism/the-commons/dialectics&alchemy&mythos&logos

I also started a new question: How do you teach game studies in a 30-student classroom?

I’m developing a new media studies class for undergraduate media studies majors. In small 8-15 student seminars I teach game design by playing and then discussing board, card and party games like TransAmerica, Apples to Apples and Werewolf. In large lecture classes so far I’ve assigned students to download and play the World of Warcraft demo, I’ve set up presentations where students demo games for the class, and I’ve given students the option of writing about games on their final essays. But I miss the opportunities for playtesting and examining strategy tweaks and rules variations that I had in the old seminars.

On Quora you can choose to “follow” other users, just like Twitter. If you let it, Quora will scan your Facebook friends to find people to follow. Here’s what I wrote to my Quora followers:

Hi Quora Followers –

I’m sending this post to let you know I’ve now both answered an existing question and asked a new one.

I answered the question: “Can information be empowering, and why?” If you find the answer helpful, please consider voting it a thumbs-up, or whatever they call the little up-pointing triangle to the left of each answer.

I also asked my first question: “How do you teach game studies in a 30-student classroom?” If you have any thoughts on the subject, please consider answering. And if you check out the posted answers, please vote for your favorites.

I’m brand-new at this, but already intrigued. Thanks for the follows!

 

Ted’s Movie Database

Film poster for Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter'...

The complete Ted’s Movie Database, featuring the Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead rating system, is now back online. It’s part of the new Lists section, which includes year-end Top 10s and decade-end Top 50s, syllabi, comprehensive exam reading lists, old Village Voice Pazz & Jop critics’ poll ballots, and now TMDB. Follow the links from the navigation bar, or click here to go directly to TMDB.

Ted’s Top Movies of 2010

My movie rankings have used the DTMTBD system ever since I first unveiled it in the  fanzine Nadine in 1992. I keep a complete database of every movie I’ve seen using Movie Collector by collectorz.com, sorted by year and DTMTBD rating. It’s proven an invaluable resource for syllabus ideas, zeitgeist reminders, and producing a feeling of accomplishment out of sitting through anything. (I had an online version of my database on the old website; look for it soon on the new TedFriedman.com.)

My premise is that the most typical, amiably professional Hollywood genre piece is a good milestone against which to compare other films’ successes and failures. Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead is my line in the sand: anything better is a treat, anything worse is time wasted. I wrote back in 1992 that going to see Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead itself still counted as a good time, since going to a movie theater and eating popcorn is an inherently fun activity. 18 years later, either I’ve raised my standards or the theaters have gotten worse. Today I’d certainly regret hauling to a theater just to see Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead, just as Date Night was a disappointment. (We actually drove out to see it on a Thursday night when NBC was all reruns. It was cute, but a definite cut below a lineup of Community, Parks & Recreation, The Office and 30 Rock. Not even close, actually.)

I admit I haven’t seen most of the big Oscar contenders, including The Fighter (no interest), The King’s Speech (mild interest), or The Social Network (Aaron Sorkin grew up in Scarsdale and I believe went to SHS even did Scarsdale Summer Music Theater, while Zuckerberg’s dad is an orthodontist in Westchester. It feels too much like a high school reunion). But here’s what I thought of what I saw.

The Best Movies of the Year

1. Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World

2. Please Give

3. Hot Tub Time Machine


Much Better Than Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead

4. How to Train Your Dragon

5. Easy A

6. Inception

7. Toy Story 3

Better Than Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead

8. Salt

9. Dinner for Schmucks

10. Greenberg

11. The Other Guys

12. Kick-Ass

13. The Expendables

About As Good As Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead

14. Date Night

15. Iron Man 2

Media and Popular Culture, Spring 2011

Media and Popular Culture
Film 4810, Spring 2011
Mondays & Wednesdays 1:30-2:45, Aderhold 303
Office: 738 One Park Place South
Email: ted3k@me.com    Twitter: http://twitter.com/tedfriedman
Website: https://tedfriedman.com/teaching

Popular culture is often described as “escapist” entertainment. But this dismissal evades some very serious questions. What are we escaping? Where are we escaping to? Does everybody go to the same place? How might the trip affect us, once we get back? This class looks at the social consequences and political implications of mass mediated entertainment. Its goal is to develop the theoretical tools and critical perspective to interrogate the TV shows, commercials, films, books, songs, videos, and web sites that saturate our lives.

Readings
The coursepack is sold by Bestway Copy Center, 18 Decatur Street SE (on the first floor of One Park Place South). Some readings are available online through the links provided. Links to additional optional readings will be distributed via the Twitter hashtag #popcult.

Schedule

Unit I: Introducing Cultural Studies

1/19    Introduction: What Is Culture?

1/24    Barbie Nation: Culture as Struggle and Negotiation
Ted Friedman, “Introduction,” Electric Dreams: Computers and American Culture:
https://tedfriedman.com/electric-dreams/electric-dreams-introduction/
Watch The Century of Self online:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6718420906413643126#

1/26    Culture as Sentimental Education
Clifford Geertz, “Deep Play: Notes on the Balinese Cockfight”:
http://webhome.idirect.com/~boweevil/BaliCockGeertz.html
In Media Res theme week, Sports & Media: Football/Futbol:
http://mediacommons.futureofthebook.org/imr/theme-week/2010/45/sports-media-footballfutbol-november-8-12-2010

1/31    Paris Is Burning: Subcultures and Mass Culture
Dick Hebdige, “The Function of Subculture”: http://www.kirkarts.com/wiki/images/a/af/Hebdige_subculture.pdf
Malcolm Gladwell, “The Coolhunt”: http://gladwell.com/1997/1997_03_17_a_cool.htm
Gladwell, “The Science of Shopping”: http://gladwell.com/1996/1996_11_04_a_shopping.htm

Unit II: The Circuit of Culture

2/2    Regulation and Production
Thomas Schatz, “New Hollywood, New Millennium,” from Film Theory and Contemporary New Media, ed. Warren Buckland (Routledge, 2009). (CP)
Chris Anderson, “The Long Tail”: http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/12.10/tail.html

2/7    Representation
Ellen Seiter, “Semiotics, Structuralism and Television,” from Channels of Discourse, Reassembled, ed. Robert Allen (UNC Press, 1992). (CP)
Roland Barthes, “Myth Today”: http://www.artsci.wustl.edu/~marton/myth.html

2/9    Audience, Identity and Meaning
Barbara Ehrenreich et al, “Beatlemania: Girls Just Want to Have Fun,” from The Adoring Audience: Fan Culture and Popular Media, ed. Lisa Lewis (Routledge, 1992). (CP)
Ted Friedman, “Myth, the Numious and Cultural Studies,” Flow 10.05, August 6, 2009:
http://flowtv.org/2009/08/myth-the-numinous-and-cultural-studies-ted-friedman-georgia-state-university-atlanta/
In Media Res theme week, “Science Fiction and Fandom,” September 6-10, 2010:
http://mediacommons.futureofthebook.org/imr/theme-week/2010/36/science-fiction-and-fandom-september-6-10-2010

Unit III: Culture and Power

2/14    Reading the Romance: Cultural Capital
Janice Radway, excerpts from Reading the Romance (UNC Press, 1984). (CP)
John Fiske, “The Cultural Economy of Fandom,” from The Adoring Audience. (CP)
Go to a bookstore. Browse for, buy, and read a romance novel.

2/16    Ideology, Hegemony and Resistance
James Kavanaugh, “Ideology,” from Critical Terms for Literary Study, ed. Frank Lentricchia and Thomas McLaughlin (U Chicago Press, 1995).
John Fiske, “British Cultural Studies and Television,” from Channels of Discourse, Reassembled.
Stuart Hall, “Encoding, Decoding,” from CCCS Stencilled Paper 7:

Click to access SH-Coding.pdf

2/21    Ultimate Fighting Champsionship
In Media Res theme week, “Professional Wrestling,” August 16-20, 2010:
http://mediacommons.futureofthebook.org/imr/theme-week/2010/32/wrestling-august-16-20-2010

2/23    Color Adjustment: Racial Formation
Omi and Winant, excerpt from Racial Formation in the United States (Routledge 1994). (CP)

2/28    Spring Break – No Class

3/2    Spring Break – No Class

3/7    Gender
Ariel Levy, “Raunch Culture” and “The Future that Never Happened,” from Female Chauvinist Pigs (Free Press, 2006). (CP)
Alexander Doty, “There’s Something Queer Here,” from Making Things Perfectly Queer (U Minnesota Press, 1993).

3/9    Mad Men
Midterms due

Unit IV: New Media Futures

3/14    Understanding Comics
Scott McCloud, excerpt from Understanding Comics (Kitchen Sink Press, 1993).
Warren Ellis and Paul Duffield, Freakangels: http://www.freakangels.com/?p=23
(read through at least Volume 1)

3/16    Adult Swim

3/21    Game Studies
Ralph Koster, excerpts from A Theory of Fun for Game Design (Paraglyph Press, 2004).
McKenzie Wark, GAM3R 7H3ORY: http://www.futureofthebook.org/gamertheory/ (read “Agony: on The Cave,” page cards 1-25)
Ted Friedman, “The Play Paradigm: What Media Studies Can Learn from Game Studies,” Flow 9.03 (December 1, 2008): http://flowtv.org/2008/12/the-play-paradigm-what-media-studies-can-learn-from-game-studies-ted-friedman-georgia-state-university/
Ted Friedman, “Strat-O-Matic and the Baseball Tarot: Sense and Synchronicity in Sports and Games,” Flow 9.07 (February 20, 2009): http://flowtv.org/2009/02/strat-o-matic-and-the-baseball-tarot-sense-and-synchronicity-in-sports-and-games-ted-friedman-georgia-state-university-atlanta/
In Media Res theme week, “Gaming,” December 6-10, 2010: http://mediacommons.futureofthebook.org/imr/theme-week/2010/49/gaming-december-6-10-2010
Play World of Warcraft, Farmville, or any other MMORPG or social game of your choice.
Free 10-day trial for WoW at http://www.worldofwarcraft.com.

3/23    Game Demos

3/28    Social Media
Emily Nussbam, “Say Everything,” New York, January 15, 2009:
http://nymag.com/news/features/27341/
Ted Friedman, “Tweeting the Dialectic of Technological Determinism,” Flow 10.02, June 27, 2009:
http://flowtv.org/2009/06/tweeting-the-dialectic-of-technological-determinism

3/30     New Media Demos

Unit V: The Politics of Culture

4/4    Globalization
Benedict Anderson, from Imagined Communities (CP)
Arjun Appadurai, from Modernity at Large (CP)

4/6    Global Formats

4/11    Activism
Watch Naomi Klein, “Addicted to Risk,” online:

Watch The Story of Stuff online: http://storyofstuff.com/

4/13    Late Night TV

4/18    Posthumanism
Donna Haraway, “Manifesto for Cyborgs” from Simians, Cyborgs and Women (Routledge 1990).CP

4/20    New Media Demos

4/25    Ecocultural Studies
David Abram, “The Ecology of Magic,” from The Spell of the Sensuous (Vintage, 1996):
http://www.primitivism.com/ecology-magic.htm
Scott London, “The Ecology of Magic: An Interview with David Abram”:
http://www.scottlondon.com/interviews/abram.html
Ted Friedman, “The Politics of Magic,” Scope 14 (June 2009):
http://www.scope.nottingham.ac.uk/article.php?issue=14&id=1138
Ted Friedman, “Vertigo,” Flow 10.08 (September 19, 2009):
http://flowtv.org/2009/09/vertigoted-friedman-georgia-state-university/
Take a walk in a park.

Take-Home Final Exam due 5/2

Assignments

The class assignments add up to total of 100 possible points. Your final grade for the class is determined by adding up your grades for each assignment, adjusting for attendance, then applying the final number to the following scale:

A     100-93        B+    89-88        C+    79-78        D    70-65
A-    92-90        B    87-83        C    77-73        F    64-0
B-    82-80        C-    72-70

Take-Home Midterm – 45 points
The take-home midterm will require you to relate concepts from the readings and lectures to the films screened for the first three class units. Due in class March 17.

Take-Home Final – 45 points
The take-home final will be structured just like the midterm, covering units 4-7. Due May 5.

Presentation – 10 points
You will sign up with two partners to research the creators, economics, and audience contexts of a television program or video game. You will then choose a sample episode or gameplay experience, present your research to the class, screen the episode/game for the class, then participate in the class discussion. More information will follow in a separate handout.

Attendance Adjustment
As Woody Allen put it, “80 percent of success is showing up.” It’s less than that in this formula, but the bottom line is that you can’t contribute to the class if you’re not there. You’re allowed one unexcused absence for the semester. After that, each unexcused absence subtracts one point from your grade total. Excused absences include medical and family emergencies. You will be expected to schedule any employment responsibilities around this class, or accept the consequences of missed classes for your grade. If you do need to miss a class, please contact me ahead of time, and make arrangements to catch up on missed material.

Policies

Re-Writes and Makeup Tests
Opportunities for revision and improvement will be available for the midterm and presentations. In addition, I will look at optional drafts of the final submitted on or before the deadline listed above.

Late and Unsubmitted Papers
Late papers will be marked off by ½ point for every day overdue unless an extension is agreed upon before the due date. No work can be accepted after the deadline for the take-home final. Any unsubmitted papers will receive a 0. Likewise, any unanswered exam questions will receive a 0. So, if you answer only 2 out of 3 required exam questions, you will get a 0 on the third question.

Withdrawals
Students withdrawing on or before the midsemester point will receive a W provided they are passing the course. Students who withdraw after the midsemester point will not be eligible for a W except in cases of hardship. If you withdraw after the midsemester point, you will be assigned a WF, except in those cases in which (1) hardship status is determined by the office of the dean of students because of emergency, employment, or health reasons, and (2) you are passing the course.

Incompletes
Incompletes may be given only in special hardship cases. Incompletes will not be used merely for extending the time for completion of course requirements.

Changes to the Syllabus
This syllabus provides a general plan for the course. Deviations may be necessary.

Ted’s Top Podcasts of 2010

1. Bill Simmons, The BS Report
2. Marc Maron, What the Fuck
3. Jeffrey Kripal, Impossible Talk
4. Masterworks Broadway Podcast Theatre
5. Terri Gross, Fresh Air
6. John Hodgman, Judge John Hodgman
7. Robert X. Cringely, I, Cringely
8. Dan Savage, Savage Love Podcast
9. Doug Benson, Doug Loves Movies
10. Doug Henwood, Behind the News
11. Alex Tsakiris, Skeptiko
12. Jon Suintres, Word Balloon
13. Tami Simon, Sounds True: Insights from the Edge
14. The Guardian, World Cup Daily & Football Weekly
15. Adam Carolla, The Adam Carolla Show

Ineligible but recommended:

Tedcast, my own podcast.

Expanding Mind with Erik Davis, who interviewed me in November.


Ted’s Top 50 TV Shows of the 2000s

Originally posted December 29, 2009

This was the decade in which TV became America’s most exciting creative medium. When the most compelling auteurs were not filmmakers, but showrunners like Joss Wheedon, David Simon, David Chase and Matthew Weiner. When fandom became a matter not just of accepting the limitations of a mass-produced format, but celebrating the novelistic possibilities of serialized storytelling. When hundreds of channels meant, at least some of the time, true diversity. Even as the music industry tanked and the movies got bigger and dumber, TV – at least the best TV – got smarter. How long it’ll last is up for grabs. But this decade has at least demonstrated that there’s an audience out there for great weekly storytelling.

Below is a list of my favorite TV shows of the decade. For shows that started in the 1990s (like Buffy), I only considered the episodes that ran in the 2000s.

1 – The Wire
2 – The Office (US version)
3 – Lost
4 – Chappelle’s Show
5 – Lucky Louie
6 – Breaking Bad
7 – The Colbert Report
8 – Battlestar Galactica
9 – Mad Men
10 – Top Chef
11 – Flight of the Conchords
12 – 30 Rock
13 – Big Love
14 – Deadwood
15 – Buffy the Vampire Slayer
16 – The Gilmore Girls
17 – Insomniac
18 – Generation Kill
19 – Project Greenlight
20 – Sex and the City
21 – Futurama
22 – Curb Your Enthusiasm
23 – The Sopranos
24 – The Daily Show
25 – Undeclared
26 – Dollhouse
27 – True Blood
28 – Hey Monie
29 – The Powerpuff Girls
30 – Parks and Recreation
31 – The Amazing Race
32 – The PJs
33 – Project Runway
34 – Pardon the Interruption
35 – Weeds
36 – CMT Crossroads
37 – No Reservations
38 – Best Week Ever
39 – MXC
40 – Cover Wars
41 – Human Giant
42 – Michael and Michael Have Issues
43 – King of the Hill
44 – Celebrity Poker Showdown
45 – Ultimate Film Fanatic
46 – Beat the Geeks
47 – World Poker Tour
48 – South Park
49 – Yo Gabba Gabba
50 – The Guild

Ted’s Top 50 Movies of the 2000s

Originally posted December 29, 2009.

As I argue here, this has been the decade of fantasy film, led by Pan’s Labrynth, Lord of the Rings, and Spirited Away. It’s also marked the return of ribald comedy, led by the auteur of arrested adolescence, Judd Apatow. And it’s seen the emergence of a cohort of Mexican directors who bring a new global vision to Hollywood. Childen of Men is to our moment what Blade Runner and The Matrix were to theirs: an extrapolation that tells the truth about right now. Most remarkably, it has the courage to be an SF film that doesn’t fetishize technology or violence – a temptation to which both the other films succumb. Instead, we have a hero who holds a baby but never a gun, and that beautiful final scene of a boat at sea, bobbing in the water, attached to no country. (Then, when we’re ready for some tech & violence, we can turn to Clive Owen’s other classic, Shoot ‘Em Up, which demystifies the Hollywood hero by turning him into a live-action Bugs Bunny.)

1 – Children of Men
2 – Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
3 – Best in Show
4 – Pan’s Labrynth
5 – Brokeback Mountain
6 – City of God
7 – Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
– Finding Nemo
9 – The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
10 – Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2
11 – Rivers and Tides
12 – Spirited Away
13 – Memento
14 – The Aristocrats
15 – Requiem for a Dream
16 – Mulholland Drive
17 – Grizzly Man
18 – The Bourne Trilogy
19 – Bad Santa
20 – The Girlfriend Experience
21 – The Wrestler
22 – The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill
23 – Ratatouille
24 – Knocked Up
25 – Wall-E
26 – Startup.com
27 – About a Boy
28 – Old School
29 – Control Room
30 – Little Miss Sunshine
31 – In the Realms of the Unreal
32 – Down with Love
33 – Bend It Like Beckham
34 – I Heart Huckabee’s
35 – Sideways
36 – Moulin Rouge
37 – Lost in Translation
38 – Shoot ‘Em Up
39 – The 40 Year Old Virgin
40 – Casino Royale
41 – The Barbarian Invasions
42 – Hustle and Flow
43 – Crank
44 – Dodgeball
45 – Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
46 – School of Rock
47 – Sin City
48 – Borat
49 – Zoolander
50 – American Dreamz

Ted’s Top 50 Comics of the 2000s

Originally posted December 30, 2009

This was a mixed decade for comics. On the one hand, superhero comics rebounded from the “grim and gritty” cliches of the 1990s to newfound creative relevance, thanks largely to the savvy of Marvel Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada, who recruited writers like Brian Michael Bendis, Mark Millar, Robert Kirkman and Warren Ellis from the indie world and let them run wild on the Marvel universe. Bendis proved to have the best ear for dialogue in the history of the word balloon, and Quesada oversaw a series of crossover events that actually managed to deepen rather than exploit the mythos.

At the same time, the indie bubble of the 1990s popped, as the entire American comics infrastructure shrank in response to overspeculation, insularity, and new competition from manga and the internet. A new generation of personal artists never emerged to follow pioneers like Peter Bagge, Daniel Clowes, the Hernandez Brothers, Chester Brown, Seth, and Joe Matt. Or if they did, they never made it to my comics shop – which these days is a website, since the three stores closest to me all closed down by the middle of the decade.

By the end of the decade, it appears the industry is finally responding to these transformations. Several of my favorite comics, including Freakangels, Bayou, and PVP, are available for free online (although I still prefer to read them in ink). The early attempt to turn Watchmen into a “motion comic” in advance of the movie was a disaster, but the adaptation of Spiderwoman is much more promising. And the widespread recognition for works like Fun House, Epileptic, and Persepolis suggests the space for sequential art outside the comics ghetto may be growing.

Not that there’s anything wrong with the margins. As science fiction began to gain critical respectability in the 1960s and 70s, some SF authors railed, “keep science fiction in the gutter where it belongs!” Similarly, there’s a legitimate danger that the recent superhero boom – capped by Disney’s purchase of Marvel – will dull the critical edge that Quesada, Bendis, and their cohort worked so hard to sharpen. But with great responsibility comes great power. Hopefully, the new creative opportunities opening up for comics artists will give them the room to explore even fresher visions. The recent explosion of work by the astonishing Warren Ellis for indie publisher Avatar demonstrates what can happen when a writer bursting with ideas wins full creative freedom, and finds the collaborators who can bring his visions to life.

Here’s my list of the top 50 comics of the decade. I’ve lumped together spinoffs like New Avengers, Mighty Avengers, and Dark Avengers, as long as they’re from the same writer. I’ve listed the primary artsists who worked with each writer, using front cover credits to decide whether to include inkers and colorists, and skipping fill-in artists. Foreign comics were considered if they were translated into English in this decade.

1 – Epileptic, David B.
2 – The Walking Dead, Robert Kirkman, Charlie Adlard and Cliff Rathburn
3 – Y the Last Man, Brian K. Vaughan and Pia Guerra
4 – Planetary, Warren Ellis and John Cassady
5 – Buddha, Osamu Tezuka
6 – Stray Bullets, David Lapham
7 – Alias/The Pulse, Brian Michael Bendis and Michael Gaydos
8 – Fun Home, Alison Bechdel
9 – Box Office Poison, Alex Robinson
10 – Wolverine: Old Man Logan, Mark Millar and Steve McNiven
11 – Freakangels, Warren Ellis and Paul Duffield
12 – Black Hole, Charles Burns
13 – Desolation Jones, Warren Ellis and JH Williams
14 – Promethea, Alan Moore and JH Williams
15 – Persepolis, Marjane Satrapi
16 – The Book of Genesis Illustrated, R. Crumb
17 – Daredevil, Brian Michael Bendis and Alex Maleev
18 – Dykes to Watch Out For, Alison Bechdel
19 – DC: The New Frontier, Darwyn Cooke
20 – Breakfast After Noon, Andi Watson
21 – Top 10, Alan Moore, Gene Ha, and Zander Cannon
22 – Powers, Brian Michael Bendis and Michael Avon Oeming
23 – New/Mighty/Dark Avengers, Brian Michael Bendis and various artists
24 – Fables, Bill Willingham, Mark Buckingham and Steve Leialoha
25 – Fell, Warren Ellis and Ben Templesmith
26 – Bayou, Jeremy Love and Patrick Morgan
27 – Hate/Hate Annual, Peter Bagge
28 – Pride of Baghdad, Brian K. Vaughan and Niko Henrichon
29 – Kick-Ass, Mark Millar and John Romita Jr.
30 – 50 Days of Night, Steve Niles and Ben Templesmith
31 – DMZ, Brian Wood and Ricardo Burchielli
32 – Northlanders, Brian Wood and various artists
33 – Parker: The Hunter, Darwyn Cooke and Richard Stark
34 – La Perdida, Jessica Abel
35 – Eightball, Daniel Clowes
36 – Even a Monkey Can Draw Manga, Koji Aihara and Kentaro Takekuma
37 – Doktor Sleepless, Warren Ellis and Ivan Rodriguez
38 – Reinventing Comics, Scott McCloud
39 – Pyongyang: A Journey in North Korea, Guy Delisle
40 – Conan, Kurt Busiek, Cary Nord and Robert E. Howard
41 – Marvel Zombies, Robert Kirkman and Sean Phillips
42 – Astonishing X-Men, Joss Wheedon and John Cassady
43 – PvP, Scott Kurz
44 – Local, Brian Wood and Ryan Kelly
45 – Mouse Guard, David Petersen
46 – Courtney Crumrin, Ted Naifeh
47 – 100 Bullets, Brian Azzarello and Eduardo Risso
48 – Bonndocks, Aaron McGruder
49 – Ultimate Marvel Team-Up, Brian Michael Bendis and various artists
50 – Dork Tower, John Kovalic


Ted’s Top 50 Albums of the 2000s

Originally Posted December 31, 2009

Music became less and less important to me over the course of this decade. At the beginning of the 2000s, I was still dabbling in professional rock criticism; by its end, I was having trouble coming up with ten 2009 releases I enjoyed beginning to end.

I know, it’s a cliche for old farts like me to stop listening to new music and just replay their golden oldies. But I didn’t really retreat into nostalgia; rather, I kept discovering older albums I found more compelling than the new stuff. The three records I’ve listened to the most in the past few years were all old, but new to me: the Steve Reich Ensemble’s Music for 18 Musicians, Joni Mitchell’s Hejira, and Orchestra Beobab’s Pirate’s Choice. I also just spent less time listening to music period. After troubles with vertigo early in the decade, I stopped listening to music while working at the computer, and discovered the virtues of mindfulness over multitasking. While driving, I found podcasts and books on tape more consistently engaging.

I still try as much music as ever – more, actually, since eMusic and Lala make it so cheap to check out new albums. That may be part of the problem – an info glut, in which my iPhone clogs up with dozens of releases to which I never get around to giving more than cursory attention. I bought into the trade-off from vinyl’s warmth to digital’s portability, and now I wonder if I’ve shortchanged myself in the process – nothing on my iPhone sounds nearly as good as my vinyl copy of In Rainbows. I’m trying to even things out a little by at least ripping my old CDs uncompressed. But it’s hard to give up the convenience of instant $5 MP3 downloads – even when I get the feeling the compression is sucking the soul out of the new Dinosaur Jr. It may be time to go totally analog. If only I could fit my turntable in my car . . .

In any case, I’m clearly out of step with this generation’s aesthetics. I grew up on the old-fashioned album as a coherent artistic statement, and I still love the experience of listening to a single record – or, more atavistic yet, album side! – from beginning to end. But when I try to listen to new releases that way, they don’t hold up, and I realize the problem’s not just them, but me – they weren’t built for that kind of listening practice. Bands expect you to pick and choose your favorite cuts, then put your whole library on shuffle. But I rarely find that algorithmic experience satisfying – for me, it leads less to serendipity than to impatience, as I keep wondering if I’ll like the next song better than the current one.

I’m sure some of this past decade’s music will eventually grow on me. It took me years to warm to Yankee Hotel Foxtrot – it wasn’t until I heard the live Wilco record, Kicking Television, that I realized how much life there was in those songs that initially seemed so cold. Likewise, I was late to Radiohead because I never liked OK Computer – although when I finally heard Kid A, it grabbed me from the first cut. Maybe a few years from now Animal Collective will similarly speak to me – but for now, even after repeated attempts, I just don’t get the fuss, and I have a sneaking suspicion that a lot of other listeners feel the same, but are afraid of crossing the Pitchfork mafia. I do see the point of Grizzly Bear and TV on the Radio, but neither band has ever grabbed me for an entire album. Although maybe they would if MP3 wasn’t subjecting my ears to continual sonic fatigue.

In this midst of this midlife sonic crisis, there were still a handful of artists who made music I couldn’t get enough of. Not only Wilco and Radiohead, but also Hem, LCD Soundsystem, Calexico, and Stephen Malkmus. And Axl Rose, who made the great lost guitar-rock record of the decade. Future generations will rediscover Chinese Democracy for the masterpiece of power balladry it is. Or they won’t, and it’ll be their loss.

Below, my top 50 albums of the decade. Tomorrow, I’ll post a separate list of my top 50 songs.

1 Wilco, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
2 Radiohead, In Rainbows
3 LCD Soundsystem, The Sound of Silver
4 Daft Punk, Discovery
5 Beck, Sea Change
6 Hem, Rabbit Songs
7 Bebel Gilberto, Bebel Gilberto
8 Bob Dylan, Love and Theft
9 Badly Drawn Boy, About a Boy
10 Calexico, Feast of Wire
11 M83, Before the Dawn Heals Us
12 Broken Social Scene, You Forgot It in People
13 The National, Boxer
14 Radiohead, Kid A
15 Guns N’ Roses, Chinese Democracy
16 The Langley School Music Project, Innocence & Despair
17 Wilco, A Ghost Is Born
18 Loudon Wainwright III, Here Come the Choppers
19 The Cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Once More with Feeling
20 Stephen Malkmus, Stephen Malkmus
21 Norah Jones, Come Away With Me
22 Stephen Malkmus, Real Emotional Trash
23 Hem, Funnel Cloud
24 Wilco, Sky Blue Sky
25 Jayhawks, Rainy Day Music
26 Zero 7, Simple Things
27 Antony and the Johnsons, I Am a Bird Now
28 Nick Lowe, The Convincer
29 Kanye West, The College Dropout
30 The White Stripes, White Blood Cells
31 Arcade Fire, Funeral
32 Fountains of Wayne, Welcome Interstate Managers
33 Jens Lekman, Night Falls over Kortedala
34 Matthew Dear, Asa Breed
35 NERD, In Search Of . . .
36 Stereophonics, You Gotta Go There to Come Back
37 Fleet Foxes, Fleet Foxes
38 Kanye West, Late Registration
39 D’Angelo, Voodoo
40 Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Come Poop With Me
41 Death Cab for Cutie, Narrow Stairs
42 Yeasayer, All Hour Cymbals
43 Outkast, The Love Below
44 Lambchop, Is a Woman
45 Various Artists, O Brother Where Art Thou
46 Son Lux, At War With Walls and Mazes
47 Suzanne Vega, Beauty & Crime
48 M83, Saturdays=Youth
49 Randy Newman, Harps and Angels
50 MC Paul Barman, It’s Very Stimulating

Ted’s Top 50 Songs of the 2000s

Originally posted December 31, 2009

This has been the hardest of all my lists to put together. With the death of Top 40 radio and of music on MTV, it’s become harder and harder to recapture the rush of discovering a great pop song; what used to happen every couple of weeks now only comes a few times a year. On such a limited supply, it’s hard not to OD on the few knockouts when they do come around. I can still appreciate all the songs on this list, but I can’t pretend I still love them the way I did when I first discovered them.

While this list includes my most ephemeral pleasures, it’s also got more explicit political content than any of my other lists. Notoriously, filmmakers had enormous difficulty crafting their outrage into compelling narrative in this decade. The most successful commentaries were oblique: Guillermo del Toro’s fantasy, Alphonso Cuaron’s and Ron Moore’s science fiction. The one great novel I read about the oil wars, Gary Shteyngart’s Absurdistan, was, well, absurd, in the tradition of Dr. Strangelove and Slaughterhouse-Five. But the single is all about raw emotion, and as John Lydon taught us, anger is an energy. “George Bush Doesn’t Care About Black People,” “Windowsill,” “Let’s Impeach the President,” and “A Punch-Up at a Wedding” moved me in a way few love songs could in this infuriating decade. And bittersweet tracks like “Crazy,” “All My Friends,” “Handshake Drugs,” and even the sneaky-dark “Hey Ya!” took on extra poignancy.

Does that mean we’ll now start hearing more of the music of hope? (Maybe the cast of Glee’s revelatory cover of “Dont Stop Believin‘”?) Or of diminished expections for piecemeal reform and timetables for withdrawal? (Yet more Black Eyed Peas singles?) I dunno – I can’t figure out this pop moment. I approve in theory of Lady Gaga, but can’t say she does much for me in practice. I’m still waiting for the next pop revolultion to match hiphop in the 1980s and grunge in the 1990s, but maybe there just is no more center for the margins to storm; after all, these days indie darlings crack the Billboard charts with regularity, and Li’l Wayne went from mixtapes to platinum faster than I could keep up. I can’t say that’s a bad thing.
1 “Crazy,” Gnarls Barkley
2 “Hey Ya!” Outkast
3 “Portions for Foxes,” Rilo Kiley
4 “Crazy in Love,” Beyonce with Jay-Z
5 “Do You Realize?” The Flaming Lips
6 “Maps,” Yeah Yeah Yeahs
7 “All My Friends,” LCD Soundsystem
8 “Cavity,” Stew
9 “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy,” Big & Rich
10 “Ignition (Remix),” R. Kelly
11 “Handshake Drugs,” Wilco
12 “George Bush Doesn’t Care About Black People,” The Legendary K.O.
13 “A Stroke of Genius,” Freelance Hellraiser
14 “Danger! High Voltage,” Electric Six
15 “The District Sleeps Tonight,” The Postal Service
16 “Hurt,” Johnny Cash
17 “Don’t Stop Believin’,” The Cast of Glee
18 “Paper Planes,” M.I.A.
19 “Over and Over,” Nely with Tim McGraw
20 “Windowsill,” Arcade Fire
21 “A Punch Up at a Wedding,” Radiohead
22 “Let’s Impeach the President,” Neil Young
23 “Sk8ter Boi,” Avril Lavigne
24 “I’m Losing My Edge,” LCD Soundsystem
25 “Stan,” Eminem
26 “B.O.B.,” Outkast
27 “1 Thing,” Amerie
28 “Tom Sawyer,” The Bad Plus
29 “Stupid Boy,” Keith Urban
30 “99 Problems/Helter Skelter,” Danger Mouse with Jay-Z and the Beatles
31 “Time to Pretend,” MGMT
32 “Take Me Out,” Franz Ferdinand
33 “Milkshake,” Kelis
34 “Clocks,” Coldplay
35 “Go,” Common
36 “Dance Till We’re High,” The Fireman
37 “I Need More Love,” Robert Randolph
38 “Get Ur Freak On,” Missy Elliott
39 “Oops (Oh My),” Tweet
40 “Bootylicious,” Destiny’s Child
41 “In My Pocket,” Mandy Moore
42 “Don’t Tell Me,” Madonna
43 “The Thong Song,” Sisquo
44 “La La,” Ashlee Simpson
45 “Southern Point,” Grizzly Bear
46 “Strange Overtones,” David Byrne & Brian Eno
47 “Tex Hooper,” Norm McDonald
48 “Umbrella,” Rihanna
49 “Lovestoned/I Think She Knows,” Justin Timberlake
50 “When I Get You Alone,” Thicke

Ted’s Top 50 Books of the 2000s

Originally posted January 06, 2010

OK, here’s one more end-of-decade list, a few days belated. I wasn’t planning on covering books, because I wasn’t sure how to combine fiction, journalism, memoir, history, biography, sports, gardening, cooking, and everything else into one big category, and I hadn’t read 50 books in any subcategory. Plus, I’d already lumped graphic novels in with the comics list. But I did want a place to lay out the really satisfying reads (and audiobook listens) I had over the decade. I decided to skip the academic works; that stuff already has a home on this website, in my syllabi and footnotes. Everything else, fiction and nonfiction, is on the list below. As with the other lists, series are lumped together, but only the volumes published in this decade; for example, the Harry Potter ranking only covers books 4-7.

All of my lists are inherently scattershot, but this one is probably the most unreliable. I managed to catch up with most of the most buzzed-about American comics, TV shows, records, and movies. But it takes a long time to read a book, and I have finicky tastes. I tried and bailed on lots of critics’ darlings, and ignored many more. And there are probably hundreds of books I would have enjoyed, if I’d ever heard of them.

As you’ll see, I read a lot of fantasy this decade, after reading mostly SF in the 1990s. Many of my favorite “literary” novels engaged fantasy culture as well, including The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao and The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay. I think this has something to do with the zeitgeist, as I argue here, but obviously it has a lot to do with the vagaries of my tastes, as well.

1 – The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Junot Diaz
2 – The White Tiger, Aravind Adiga
3 – Absurdistan, Gary Shteyngart
4 – Game of Thrones series, George RR Martin
5 – The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, Mark Haddon
6 – The Time Traveller’s Wife, Audrey Niffenberger
7 – 3 Bags Full, Leonie Swann
8 – Love Is a Mix Tape, Rob Sheffield
9 – Consider the Lobster and Other Essays, David Foster Wallace
10 – The Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss
11 – Eat, Pray, Love, Elizabeth Gilbert
12 – His Dark Materials series, Philip Pullman
13 – Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, Susannah Clarke
14 – Hunger Games series, Suzanne Collins
15 – Born Standing Up, Steve Martin
16 – The Book of Basketball, Bill Simmons
17 – The Graveyard Book, Neil Gaiman
18 – Samaritan, Richard Price
19 – The Book of Lost Things, John Connolly
20 – Have a Nice Day, Mick Foley
21 – Foreign Babes in Beijing, Rachel DeWoskin
22 – Harry Potter series, JK Rowling
23 – The Post-Birthday World, Lionel Shriver
24 – Moneyball, Michael Lewis
25 – The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature, Neal Pollack
26 – Old Man’s War series, John Scalzi
27 – The Partly Cloudy Patriot, Sarah Vowell
28 – The Wife, Meg Wolitzer
29 – Karl Marx: A Life, Francis Wheen
30 – The Ballad of the Whiskey Robber, Julian Rubinstein
31 – Second Nature: A Gardener’s Education, Michael Pollan
32 – Kitchen Confidential, Anthony Bourdain
33 – Gang Leader for a Day, Sudhir Vinkatesh
34 – Heat, Bill Buford
35 – The Geese of Beaver Bog, Bernd Heinrich
36 – Perdido Street Station, China Mieville
37 – The Magicians, Lev Grossman
38 – How I Became a Famous Novelist, Steve Hely
39 – The Areas of My Expertise, John Hodgman
40 – Little Children, Tom Perotta
41 – The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Michael Chabon
42 – The Columnist, Jeffrey Frank
43 – A&R, Bill Flanagan
44 – The End of Mr. Y, Scarlett Thomas
45 – Bangkok 8, John Burdett
46 – How to Lose Friends & Alienate People, Toby Young
47 – From the Ground Up: The Story of a First Garden, Amy Stewart
48 – Six Seconds or Less, Jack McCallum
49 – In Defense of Food, Michael Pollan
50 – Stardust, Neil Gaiman